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Scott Lang x reader - Headcanons!

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A/N: I wanted to do some headcanons and I just recently watched Ant Man and the Wasp so...

Dating Scott would include:

Him always making stupid jokes 

     "Hey, Y/N, what do you call when an ant is injured? The Ant-bulance!" 

     "If you make another stupid joke, you're gonna need the Ant-bulance..."

You always steal his clothes 

     "Hey, babe, is that my hoodie?" 

     "No..." 

     "Yes it is." 

     "Well, it looks better on me, so I'm keeping it."

Always trying to make you laugh. He freaking loves seeing you smile

Calls you stupid pet names like Angel, Sunshine, Snowflake, Light of my Life, Muffin, Princess, and (his favorite) Lovebug

You also call him stupid names, including Snugglebug, Honeydew, Romeo, Prince, Sweetheart, and (your favorite), Hot Stuff

Cuddles. Lots of cuddles. Like, an insane amount of cuddles.

You spent time with him while he was under house arrest

Babysitting Cassie whenever you were needed

Cassie, of course, loves you

My guy convinced Hank to build you a suitLike, he had to bribe him lmao 

     But you got one 

     You call yourself La Libélula, The Dragonfly 

     You fight crime with Scott and Hope

Hope's your best friend 

     You met her through Scott Your dumbass boyfriend forgot his lunch so you decided to be a nice girlfriend and bring it to him at work 

     Hope and Hank were there too 

          "Hey, Luis, Kurt, Dave, how you doing? Hey, Scotty, you forgot your lunch." 

          "Uh, who's that?" Hope asked. 

          "That's my girlfriend, Y/N."

          "Nice to finally meet you. Hank Pym and Hope Van Dyne I presume?"

Overall, your ADHD, Captain America obsessed, crime-fighting, close up magician boyfriend is amazing