Hey guys! Please don't kill me for updating after so long, kk? I had a lot of things going on for a while and I could hardly give any time to this.
Gomen.
ANYways, I really wanted to share some of my experiences with you guys cause I know you might choke on air reading them, and I'm a nice person who wants to cure your depression ;)
Yeah.
So last weekend, my mom and my aunt went out for shopping and left my little cousin brother at my house. He's 6 years old, and he's a DEMON.
I was just chilling and rewatching Naruto Part I. So, lately, my brother has ALSO been totally obsessed with Naruto and he'll just randomly yell, 'NAWUTOOOOOOOOOOOO! SASKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' And for FUCK'S sake, it is SOOOO goddamn kawaii!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So, I decided to make him watch the first few episodes and he was really enjoying it while I was just chilling on my phone.
(And yes, I DID make him watch the Sexy Jutsu)
And guess what happened?
DUN DUN DUUUUN!
I hadn't noticed that the NaruSasu kiss episode was going on, and while all the girls were simping over Sasuke, my brother was like,'Why is SASKE such a BITCH?'
W H E E Z E
And then he was like, 'SASKE's haiw wooks wike a chicken butt!'
D O U B L E W H E E Z E
And then the KISS HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brother started straight up FANGIRLING.
At this point, I was already having a HEART ATTACK.
I dissappeared in the bathroom and when I returned, my brother was just mumbling, 'Narusasunarusasunarusasu....'
And when Sakura was flirting with Sasuke, he was like, 'BITCH! GET AWAY FWOM NAWUTO'S FUTURE HUBBY!!!!!'
....
I switched to Boruto instead. 😊
So there was an episode with a NaruHina and SasuSaku moment in it, and my brother started CRYING.
When I asked him what happened, he said, 'My ship isn't shipping.'
What am I teaching him?!
(Also me: I'm so proud of you, bro)
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