Kick-Ass And The Neuromistress

Hit Girl And Big Daddy

-Dream-

I was running through a dark alley. They were chasing me. I didn't know who, but they were gaining. Suddenly, a big goon grabbed me and slammed into the wall. They turned me around and lifted me off the ground.

"You're fucking dead cunt! "

He pulled his hand back to slap me, but it cut off his joint. I stared at the lump in complete shock. A second later, his head got cut off and he dropped me while falling to the ground as well.

While I was on the ground, I saw black boots jumping and landing on the ground. I couldn't get up because I was weak. Very tired. I shut my eyes and passed out.

-Dream End-

I shot up straight in bed. I got up so fast that it gave me a headache. I looked at my alarm clock. 2:00 pm. Shit! I overslept! Oh wait. It's Saturday so I didn't have school today.

I walked downstairs to see a full plate of chocolate pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries and a chocolate shake on the side. I picked up the note on the counter and read it:

Good morning sleepybird. Or should I say good afternoon? Since you had a stressful week with Midterms and all, I decided to make you breakfast. Have a fun and relaxing day. Dave .

I smiled, adored by his nice gesture of food. I gave him a key after he saved me, so he must've came in while I was sleeping and cooked for me. He remembered my favorite breakfast. That's best friends for you.

I took my time eating, enjoying the chocolaty goodness that is my breakfast. After I finished eating, I put my milkshake in a to-go cup, changed into a black dress and went out to the supermarket. I decided to go food shopping because my fridge was almost empty.

I got into my car and drove to the store downtown. After I arrived at my destination, I got out of my car and started to talk to the Red-Box Keosk. After endless minutes of searching through movies, I picked Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Iron Man 2 to rent.

While I was waiting for the second disc to eject, I felt a random hand grab my ass roughly.

"Hey sweetheart. Wanna give us a good time?" He walked in front of me, grabbed my hand and put it on his groin. It was erect. Disgusting.

Quickly, I pulled my hand back, put the second disc in my purse and said "I'm in high school assholes." I attempted to walk into my car. Attempted.

Rejected, one of the other guys turned me around and punched me across the face. I recovered quickly, pushed him away and ran away from them. I only made it halfway down the alley when the main goon grabbed me and shoved me against the wall. He then turned me around and lifted me off the ground.

"You're fucking dead cunt!"

Oh my God. That's exactly what the other guy said in my dream. If what happened in my dream's happening now, then I know what happens next.

The goon raises his hands to slap me, but it gets cut off of his joint. I looked at the the lump left in shock. A second later, the goon's head got cut off,causing him to drop me while falling to the ground.

While I was on the ground, I saw black boots jumping and landing on the ground. I tried to get up, but my head trauma prevented me from doing so. I felt tired. Very tired. Succumbing to the darkness, I saw a hand reaching forward before I passed out.