Kick-Ass And The Neuromistress

The Twin Superheroes

Superhero costumes for Dark Night, Crimson Danger and Neuromistress are on the side. Enjoy!

After I said yes to Dave's whole "superhero" opportunity, Dave slept at my place. Don't worry. We didn't do anything. We just ate watched the movies I got from Redbox and talked about what my superhero name would be. We kept coming up with Greentoxic, Vemora, Toxic Queen. Dave even came up with Star Girl and Red Hornet. (A/N Anyone get that reference?) But eventually, we finally came up with a name. The Neuromistress. It's nice, catchy and intimidating.

Dave promised me that we would go shopping for my costume after school, so we went to bed early. Dave slept on one side of the bell while I slept on the other. There were times when his hand would touch mine, but it would quickly move away.

I woke up at 5 AM, clearly ahead of Dave. He was still snoring and drooling on his side. Smiling, I picked out a purple V-neck, brown jeans, green wedges and a white jacket and went to take a shower. After my shower, I blow-dry and curled my hair. After that, I put on a coat of mascara, eyeliner, foundation and red lipstick. By the time I was finished, it was 5:55. I went downstairs and cooked scrambled eggs, bacon and orange juice.

After I ate my portion, I took Dave's and went upstairs to my room. I put it on the nightstand and started to wake him up. It took me 5 minutes to wake him up and get him to eat. He then went to go change clothes in the bathroom. I grabbed my backpack and got into the car. I started the engine and checked the time. 6:10. Dave came down and I drove to Ana and Maisie's house. I told Dave to text Maisie and he did. Within 30 minutes, we arrived there and honked the horn. Shortly after, only Maisie came out and got in the backseat.

When she got in, I introduced Dave to her. "Hey Maisie. This is Dave. Dave, this is Maisie. I met her and her sister at the bookstore yesterday. They're going to out school now." They both said hi to each other. "Where's Ana?"

Maisie replied, "She said don't wait up. Chris's giving her a ride." I snorted, laughing Chris's "nice gesture". I rolled my eyes and proceeded to drive to school.

We arrived there at 7:00 Am with enough time for Maisie to walk to the office. Dave went to talk to Todd and Marty so I walked with her. She had English first, so we walked there together. Ana was there in the back, so I sat in my usual spot next to Dave and Maisie sat in front of me.

One hour of torture later, the lunch bell rang. We walked to the cafeteria and got lunch. We sat at our usual table while Ana sat with the popular kids. Figures. She was the popular one. I introduced Maisie to Marty and Todd, after which Maisie and Todd smiled at each other. I could tell there was a attraction between them.

The rest of the day went by like a blur. Next thing I knew, Dave and I were at the store looking for my costume. Todd drove Maisie home, so I had free time after shopping. Since Kick-Ass and The Neuromistress were a duo, Neuromistress had to wear green as well. Finding black tights, a green skirt, a black tank top, green shrug, a green/black wig, a green/black masquerade mask, green heels and black gloves. (A/N See the green outfit above.) We went to checkout. $180. Wow, it's cheap.

After that, Dave biked home while I walked across the street to return the Redbox movies. I had to go through a alley to walk back to my car, so I tried to hurry.

Halfway down the alley, two thugs stepped in front of me. Three more stepped behind me. One of the thugs had a switchblade. He kept asking me for clothes but I wouldn't give. The guy went to stab me when two ends came out of the guy's neck. The ends retracted and he fell to the ground. When he fell, there was a girl behind him. She had a red and black costume on with a black mask. A girl with a blue and black costume on war standing next to her with dual katanas. The red one had twin sais. (A/N see the outfits above.)

The girls looked at each other and took out the rest of the guys. I just sat on the ground, watching the carnage unfold.

It only took a couple of minutes for the girls to take out the goons. After that, the red one came to me and asked, "Are you okay?" I nodded my head.

I questioned, "Who are you guys?"

The red one chuckled and extended her hand, helping me up. She answered, "I'm Crimson Danger. This is my twin Dark Night." Dark Night and I just shook our heads at each other.

Dark Night checked her watch and tapped Crimson in the shoulder. "We gotta go." Crimson nodded her head and looked at me. "Gotta go. Stay out of trouble." Both of the girls turned from me and ran down the alley.

I chuckled, shocked that this moment just happened. But that moment made me realize something. If I was gonna become a superhero, I was gonna have to train. Hard.

And I just knew the people who could help.

I ran back to the car, got inside and pulled Hit Girl's card. Dialing the number, I listened to the dialing tones. After a few minutes, she answered. (Phone conversation)

Hit Girl: Hello?
Me: Hey is this Hit Girl?
Hit Girl: How do you know my name? I'll hunt you down.
Me: It's Raven. You guys saved me from the scumbags.
Hit Girl : Oh yeah. What do you need?
Me: Listen, I need your help. I'm thinking about becoming a superhero.
Hit Girl: Why would you think about doing that?
Me: Because I just got mugged again and I can't let that happen again.
Hit Girl: *sighs* Fine. Meet us at the warehouse. I'll text you the address.
Me: Okay thanks. Bye
Hit Girl: Bye.

After the cap, Hit Girl texted me the address so I headed there. When I got there, the front door was unlocked so I entered the house. When I walked into the house, a little girl was standing in the living room. She was wearing a pink sleeved shirt and blue jeans. Did Hit Girl and Big Daddy save a little girl? I read her thoughts :

"Will she judge me. Will she think I'll judge her? This is the first time I haven't worn my costume in from of other people. It feels weird. "

I raised a eyebrow." Is that you Hit Girl? "

She smiled." Yeah. I'm Mindy. Mindy Macready. My dad's in the weaponry. He's deciding what your weapon will be. " I nodded my head.

We sat down on the couch and talked about random things that came to our heads. Mindy asked to see my costume, so I put it on and showed her. Mindy recommended me to wear green boots instead of the heels. The boots had a knife holster in the tip, so it made it easier when fighting.

A few moments later, Big Daddy (he introduced himself as Damon) came out and gave me a stick with two ends on our. He pressed a button and the ends gave out a bolt of electricity. I twirled the stick around me, but I ended up hitting a ends on my thigh, giving me an intense shock throughout my body. Damon and Mindy chuckled, laughing at my attempt to look cool.

I smiled. "So when do we start?"

Agent_Mintz-Johnson please don't kill me. I made Ana see bitchy so it would make sense towards the end of the story. When the moment happens(and I swear it will), you will know what I made it happen. Until then, DON'T KILL ME!