Kick-Ass And The Neuromistress

Hit Girl To The Rescue!

I'm not dead people! I'm back with a new chapter! My life may not be going with my estranged father not paying child support and making my life hell, but at least I have Wattpad and you guys! Keep up the votes!

Raven's POV

The rest of the day was spent trying to keep me calm so Claire wouldn't come out again. Ryden cleaned up the mess and locked the house, so no one would disturb us. If only life could be that way.

Around dinnertime, I made Doritos casserole for Ryden to try. At first, he didn't know what Doritos or casserole was. After 30 minutes of baking the casserole and explaining each ingredient to Ryden, he finally shutted up and ate half of the casserole when he realized how delicious it was. I mean have you tasted Doritos casserole? If you haven't, you haven't lived life. (A/N it's true too. It's freaking delicious and you haven't lived until you've eaten Doritos casserole.)

Right now, Ryden and I are watching Game of Thrones season 1. I actually lost count of what episode we are on because it took 6 episodes trying to tell Ryden that Westeros doesn't really exist. And believe me, it's hard trying to argue with Ryden.

Halfway through the episode, my phone rang. I answered it.

Me: Hello?
Mindy: Hey Raven? It's Mindy.
Me: Hey Mind. What's up?
Mindy: I need your help with something. A Hit Girl something.
Me: Of course. When do you want to meet up?
Mindy: Now.

The door bell rings and Mindy hangs up. Curious, I walked to the front door and opened the door. Mindy was standing at the front door in her Hit Girl outfit with a bullet hole in her vest.

"What the hell happened to you?"

Mindy slightly chuckled. "Red Mist, that's what happened."

I stepped to the side a bit, allowing Mindy to enter the house. "What the hell's a Red Mist?"

Mindy walked in the house and I closed the front door. "Red Mist is Chris D'Amico and I'm here because Chris fucked us over, shot me in the chest and kidnapped Big Daddy and Kick-Ass."

I nodded my head. "I'll help you with the Big Daddy saving, but why the hell should I help with Kick-Ass? He's done nothing to help with my life. He's actually made it worse."

Mindy turned around and looked at me, noticing the look of disgust on my face. "Look, I know that Dave has done wrong to you, but that doesn't mean that my dad has to suffer as well. Just please help me."

I looked into Mindy's eyes, seeing the pleading in them. I sighed. "Okay. Fine. I can get you the equipment you need and provide you with technical support, but that's it. I'm serious."

Mindy jumped up and hugged me tightly. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you. I really appreciate it!"

"Okay, okay. Now let's hurry before your dad becomes filet mignon!" (A/N I'm gonna burn in hell for putting that in!) We both weakly chuckled and walked upstairs, preparing for what was to come.

Ryden and I sat in the tech room, the computers in front of each of us. Ryden was hacking Dave's SIM card to find his location while I was hacking the security cams of D'Amico's warehouses. After the 10th hack, I saw Dave and Damon handcuffed to lawn chairs with a sunny background.
I spoke to Mindy through the headset. "Hit Girl, I found them. I'm uploading the coordinates to your communicator now." I copied the address and sent it to her.

Mindy responded. "Alright. On my way there now. Keep me posted."

Searching through the Internet, I came across a url named "Kick-Ass Unmasked". I clicked on it and a website came up showing a video cover that had a selfish of Dave as Kick-Ass with the words "Kick-Ass Unmasked" and a countdown on it. The countdown was at 30 seconds. Now I know why D'Amico kidnapped Dave and Damon.

He's gonna kill them in front of the entire world.

With haste, I spoke into the headset. "Hit Girl, you might want to hurry up. Frank's about to reveal and possible kill your dad on the Internet. The feed goes live in about 20 seconds."

"Alright. I'm in position now. Waiting for your go."

I nodded. "Affirmative."

Looking back at the screen, I prepared. I prepared for my life to change, and for the final moments of Damon Macready and Dave Lizewski.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1."

Shit's about to go down. So, as you can see, we're reaching the end of the movie storyline. I will tell you that when I finish the final few scenes of the movie, there's one more chapter and a epilogue of "Kick-Ass And The Neuromistress". After that, the crossover will commence. I already planned it out and have written the prologue for it. All I need to do is finish this story and the crossover will be posted. Just hold on a bit longer! It'll be finished soon.