Kick-Ass And The Neuromistress

"You're An Asshole, Dave Lizewski."

It was Monday and time for school. I enrolled Ryden at Millard over the phone, so he could come with me. I was gonna go shopping for school supplies for him, but he said that he could provide it himself. I guess he's just magical like that.

I woke up at 5:30 am and got out of bed in order to start my daily routine. I took a 15 minute shower and put on my clothes for today. I put on my GOT t-shirt and black skinny jeans with a black leather jacket with gray wedges. I walked to the bathroom to do my makeup. I put on black eyeliner and purple eyeshadow with foundation and red lipstick. After that, I exited the bathroom and walked down the stairs to the kitchen.

When I got there, Ryden was fully dressed drinking coffee on the island. I walked to the fridge and pulled out the ingredients for pancakes. I mixed the ingredients together and used the batter to make four pancakes for each of us. We ate in silence and put the dishes in the sink. I them grabbed my backpack and we went outside to my car. Ryden got into the passenger seat and I got into the driver's seat. I started the car and drove to Millard. When we got there, we exited the car and entered the school. Everyone was staring at Ryden and I, but mostly Ryden. I mean Ryden's handsome. What did you expect?

Ryden and I have the same classes together, so we headed to English first. Some kid got expelled in English, so Ryden sat on one side of me while Dave sat on the other side. I saw Dave giving Ryden some perplexing glances, but I just ignored them. Dave was starting to act like a real asshole lately. I don't like it one bit.

Lunchtime came around and Ryden and I walked to the cafeteria. I showed Ryden how the lunch system worked and we got our food. We walked to an empty table and sat down. After a while of eating, I saw Ana walk into the cafeteria. She was looking ghostly pale. Like she saw a ghost.

She saw me and rushed over to the table. She approached me and hugged me tightly. As if her life depended on it.

"I've been waiting weeks for you to come to school. I thought you wouldn't show. " Her voice was shaking. Very desperate like.

I chuckled." That's funny since about a week ago, you hated my guts for "lusting" after Chris. "

Ana let go of me and looked me in the eyes." That's before I found out. "

I raised an eyebrow." Found out? "

Ana looked at Ryden." Everything. "

I nodded." So you know about your brother and HYDRA? "

She nodded." I was training with Chris when I received a flashback. From when I was in the HYDRA base. I was 13. They were training me to be a killing machine. They...... " She paused." They forced me to kill someone. She was homeless. She was 12 years old Rav. She didn't do anything to anyone. She was so young. " She started to sob.

Ryden scooted closer to us and hugged the both of us.

Maisie saw us and sat down at our table. She looked at Ana, seeing the tears running down her face." I'm guessing that she knows now? "

I nodded." She got a flashback from when she was at the base. It was......... saddening. "

Maisie nodded and after comforting Ana, we continued to eat our lunch.

Dave's POV

I can't believe it. It's Raven's first day back and she brought Mr. English Excellence to school. Rumors are spreading around that he was some exchange student who's staying with Raven for the time being, but I don't believe it one bit. I think Raven and "Ryden" are dating. I mean you can just see it in the way he looks at her. It's revolting.

Lunch ended and everyone exited the cafeteria. I ran out and managed to catch up to Raven and pulled her aside.

She gave me a questioning look. "What's going on Dave?"

I muttered. "What's with you and Ryden?"

Raven frowned. "What do you mean?"

I raised my voice. "I mean are you guys dating or what?"

Raven's POV

I don't believe this. Is Dave really jealous of Ryden? My twin brother? Is he insane?

"You're insane. " I walked away from Dave, but he grabbed my arm and pulled me back.

He kept a tight grip on my arm." I'm serious Rav. I don't like the way he looks at you. "

I gave him a disgusted look and pulled my arm away from his grasp." You don't need to worry about it. You want to know why? Because I'm not into Incest! " Dave froze." Yeah that's right. Because Ryden is my brother. Actually, he's my twin brother. I mean you don't see the relation at all? Ana and Maisie see it. Are you really as blind as a bat Dave? "

Dave tried to talk, but I cut him off." Actually, you wanna know what your problem is Dave? " He nodded." You're an asshole Dave Lizewski. An genuine asshole. And you can forget about me helping you with Kick-Ass. You're on your own now. "

I turned around, walking towards Ryden, Ana and Maisie. I could hear Dave calling me, but I ignored him. I don't have time to deal with this.

School ended and the four of us left and went to Atomic Comics. We ordered hot chocolates and went back to my house. We spent a majority of the day discovering more about Ana's past and practicing. Turns out Ana had the ability of teleportation. Looks like the experiments worked after all.

Around dinnertime, I ordered pizza and we ate it in the living room while watching "Percy Jackson: The Lightening Thief". God forbid that it took half the movie telling Ryden that Percy was a Greek God, not a Norse God.

Ana and Maisie left around 11 and Ryden and I went to sleep 15 minutes later. In the same way as the night before. In Ryden's safe arms. Away from harm.

Don't kill me Dave-lovers. This was necessary in order for Age of Ultron to occur. The soulmate thing is still up for deliberation. Once it's decided, then I'll write the next chapter. Keep voting!