Niall: hey gays.
Zayn: guys.**
Niall: no I meant gays.
Louis: you called?
Liam: what?
Harry: I'm not gay.
Niall: and I don't have a ten inch pecker!
Zayn: so you admit you have a small dick?😂😂
Louis: and zayn admits he likes to sniff armpit hair.
Liam: what the fuck?
Zayn: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!
Louis: my peepee.🍆🍆
Harry: weirdo.
Zayn: that's an understatement.
Louis: your face will be under my foot.
Niall: shut up all of you. I have a question.
Liam: what?
Niall: since you're gay and you like your assholes played with, do hemorrhoids do anything for you??
Harry: GOOD FUCKING BYE.
Liam: NIALL, WHAT THE FUCK??
Zayn: that's the most insane question I have ever been asked.
Louis: Niall, with the amount of time you sit on the toilet and get hemorrhoids maybe you should play with them yourself and find out.
Zayn: or have Amelia do it.
Niall: wtf is wrong with you?
Zayn: ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED THAT INSANE QUESTION YOU FUCKING DICK CHEESE.
Liam: I'm very disturbed.
Harry: me too.
Louis: I googled it and it said it's not healthy or safe to play with the hemorrhoids. I saw pictures too and vomited in my mouth.
Zayn: me when I look at you.
Louis: I'll twist your nipples so hard they fly off then staple them to your fucking eye sockets.
Harry: 😐😐
Niall: have to admit Louis is creative LOL.
Zayn: I admit nothing.
Liam: anyway, what are you all doing?
Harry: curled up in bed. I had a long day.
Louis: I am sitting here eating with a friend.
Niall: who is your friend?
Louis: your mom.❤️❤️
Niall: tell her I said hello!!
Zayn: morons. I'm also in bed because I'm so tired.
Liam: I'll be heading to bed myself soon.
Louis: all of you are lame.
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FanfictionLiterally just a bunch of chaotic, insane, filthy shit between them five of them because we need the humor and laughter in our lives right now. Enjoy my usual insanity!! (Larry, Ziam will be in here but there's no like nsfw sex scenes or anything. J...
