Liam: Zayn spanked his ankle.
Niall: kinky.
Liam: SPRAINED****
Harry: how did he do that?
Liam: he was walking downstairs and it just twisted and down he went.😩😩
Zayn: I'm okay, Liam. No worries.
Louis: we weren't worried.
Zayn: I hope when you leave the house a car muffler flies off and goes straight up your ass.
Niall: hahahaha.
Louis: I'm horny.
Harry: 😑😑
Zayn: no one cares.
Niall: but we respect your pain.
Liam: do we?
Louis: yes.❤️❤️
Harry: what are you all doing?
Zayn: Liam is spoiling me as I rest my ankle.
Niall: I'm sitting in the bathroom at work.
Liam: that doesn't surprise me.
Harry: you know if you sit on the toilet too long it causes hemorrhoids right?
Niall: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
Niall: I CANNOT CONTROL MY SHITTING SPEED.
Zayn: we can control this conversation and change it to something else.
Louis: I should come over and help Zayn.😈😈
Zayn: leave me alone.
Liam: I do have to work today, Zayn. Louis could help you while I'm gone.
Zayn: is he my only option?
Harry: I can come along to make sure he behaves himself.
Zayn: yes please.
Louis: you all have no faith in me.💔💔
Niall: I have faith in you.
Louis: Thanks, Niall Horanshits.
Zayn: 💀💀
Niall: you're welcome, Louis Twinklson.
Harry: LOL.
Louis: IM NO TWINK.
Louis: NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING A TWINK BUT I AM NOT ONE.
Louis: I AM A MANLY TOP WITH FACIAL AND BALL HAIR WHO FUCKS ASSHOLES SO GOOD.
Zayn: no one asked for all that.
Louis: no one asked for you to be born.❤️❤️
Niall: oh god we are out of toilet paper and I had to text another worker to bring me some.
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