1D Groupchat.

7.

Zayn: Harry, your boyfriend is stupid as fuck.

Harry: what did he do now?

Louis: absolutely nothing.

Zayn: he snuck up on me while I was sleeping and screamed in my ear!!

Liam: why did I leave Zayn in Louis's care?

Niall: should have paid a sexy nurse to take care of him.

Liam: why would I do that?

Niall: spice up your sex life.

Louis: he was dozing off on the couch with a drink in his hand.

Harry: Louis, do I need to come over there?

Louis: Zayn, go to your room and give us some privacy.

Zayn: THE HELL IF I DO. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING ON MY COUCH.

Louis: ok we won't do that again.

Zayn: WHAT?!

Harry: HE IS LYING. WE HAVE NEVER DONE THAT.

Liam: good because I don't feel like buying new furniture.

Niall: damn, you should Harry. It's kinky fucking in someone elses house.

Zayn: how would you know that?

Niall: ......

Liam: I swear to fuck....

Harry: if I find out you and Amelia fucked in my house I'm going to rip your armpit hair out and glue it to your forehead.

Niall: we used condoms so there was no mess if it helps.

Louis: YOU DISGUSTING SACK OF SKIN.

Niall: YOU LITERALLY JUST WANTED TO FUCK HARRY ON ZAYNS COUCH.

Louis: BUT I DIDNT DO IT.

Zayn: Niall you're fucking disgusting. You and Louis share two brain cells.

Louis: what did I do?!

Zayn: exist.

Louis: 😠😠

Harry: I cannot believe this shit. Niall, how long ago was this?

Niall: way before Louis created this group chat.

Liam: what the hell is wrong with you, Niall?

Zayn: EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH HIM.

Niall: STFU YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SPANKED YOUR ANKLE.

Zayn: SPRAINED YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.

Harry: I'm getting a headache.

Niall: Blame Zayn for yelling.

Zayn: 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Liam: let's all step back and take a break. we need it right now.

Zayn:  HOW CAN I WHEN LOUIS IS HERE?

Louis: I'll go take a nap in the guest room. I'm tired.

Zayn: alright.

Harry: I'll be there soon, Zayn.

Niall: me too.

Liam: I SAID TAKE A BREAK NOT FUCKING GO THE HOUSE.