Project Dahlia: Damian Wayne's Adventures

Project Dahlia: Groupchat

Chaos incorporated

Cass
On today's episode of dating Damian Wayne...

Dami
Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't do this right now.

Cass
He decided to fight an entire gang of Hydra agents.
With his bare hands.

Petey-pie
...Why?

Dami
They were insulting my ability to protect Cassie.
So, I did what any rational person would do.
I punched them in the face.

Johnny-boi
Wait.
You fought an entire gang...
of Hydra agents...
because they insulted Cassie?

Cass
Yep.
sounds about right.

Dami
They deserved it.

Pen
Damian.
you literally never stop fighting people.
I'm starting to think you just want an excuse to punch people.

Hazza
Is this a normal day for you two?

MJ
To be fair, it's not the weirdest thing Damian's done, but it's definitely up there.

Dami
It wasn't just punching.
There was strategy involved.
A calculated attack.
I didn't just rush in without thinking.

Cass
Uh-huh.
Sure.
You punched the first guy you saw.

Dami
I was testing their strength.

Nedward
I'm not sure that's how testing strength works, but okay, buddy.

Roy-boy
I'm just impressed you didn't start yelling at people like last time.

Dami
I wasn't yelling.
I was making a point.

Jaybird
And I was right there, rolling my eyes the entire time.

Cass
But he won.
Of course, he had to make sure to throw in the "I'm the best" line after

Dami
They needed to know who they were dealing with.

Roy-boy
So, just to be clear-he decided to fight Hydra because they insulted his girlfriend?

Petey-pie
That's... actually kind of sweet.
In a messed up, violent kind of way.

Jaybird
Yeah, that's Damian for you.

Dami
I'm just trying to protect what's mine.
Is that too much to ask?

Cass
Aww
look at him acting all soft.

Dami
Shut up, Cassie.

Johnny-boi
Does this happen every time someone says something bad about Cassie?

Dami
No.
just when they get too close.
She's important.

Pen
At least you guys are both ridiculously protective of each other.

MJ
You should see them in person.
It's like watching two tornadoes try to get along.
but with more punching.

Dami
We get along perfectly fine.

Cass
Perfectly fine if you count arguing about the whole 'punching anyone who even looks at me' as perfectly fine.

Dami
You wouldn't want me any other way.

Cass
Honestly?
I wouldn't.

Petey-pie
Well, now I feel awkward.
Moving on.