Project Dahlia: Damian Wayne's Adventures

Project Dahlia: Roy & Jason's Sidekicks™

Project Dahlia

Spider-Woman
Mission debrief in the group chat?
Or do we just start roasting each other as usual?

Shadow
Both.
Always both.

Spider-Woman
Let's start with how Johnny almost blew our cover in gym class.

The Human Torch
I slipped!
It's not my fault the ropes were flammable.

Spider-Man
Nothing is flammable until you set it on fire, Johnny.

Rogue
To be fair, the explosion was impressive.

Shadow
STOP encouraging him.

The Human Torch
Thank you, Cassie.

Robin
You're all insufferable.

Hobgoblin
Says the guy who brought throwing knives to English class.

Robin
They were concealed.

Cipher
Until they weren't.

Spider-Woman
Yeah, "accidentally" dropping one mid-essay kinda ruined the whole "normal student" vibe.

Robin
You're all still alive because of me.
Remember that.

Hobgoblin
Aw, he cares!

Robin
I will set you on fire.

Rogue
This is why I don't sit near you two during lunch.

Spider-Man
Speaking of lunch, can we talk about how Ned managed to hack the vending machines?

Cipher
Not my fault they run outdated software.

Spider-Woman
You got us free snacks though.
You're the real MVP.

Shadow
Free snacks don't help us stop Hydra.

Spider-Man
They improve morale.

Robin
If you don't focus, I'm kicking you all out of this chat.

Robin left the chat.

The Human Torch
LMAO.

Spider-Woman
He really just did that.

Shadow
Someone add him back.

Cipher
Nah, let him stew.

Roy & Jason's Sidekicks™

Jaybird
WHY are we all in a group chat?

Roy-boy
Because I told them they could use it for "important stuff."

Jaybird
It better be life-or-death.

Dami
It's not.

MJ
Jason can you adopt me too?

Jaybird
What?

Roy-boy
*laughs in dad mode*

Petey-pie
Honestly Jason
you're halfway there already.

Hazza
Yeah
we practically live at your apartment anyway.

Jaybird
THAT'S NOT AN INVITATION.

Johnny-boi
Too late.
I'm claiming the couch.

Cass
Jason you brought this on yourself