Project Dahlia: Damian Wayne's Adventures

Project Dahlia: The Defenders

Names in the second groupchat:
Cassiopeia "Cassie" Prince: Cassio
Penelope "Penny" Parker: Nellie
Peter Parker: Spideykid
Ned Leeds: Leedle
Damian Wayne: Birdboy
Harry Osborn: Hobgobbie
Johnny Storm: Fireboy
Roy Harper: Arse
Jason Todd: Jaybird
Jessica Jones: Jessie
Matt Murdock: Redtthew
Frank Castle: Princess Castle
Kate Bishop: Katiehawk
Claire Temple: Claire-bear
Clint Barton: Hawkass
Luke Cage: Lukey
Foggy Nelson: Froggy
Karen Page: Kare
Danny Rand: Randal
David Lieberman: Microwave

Chaos Incorporated

Pen
So, we had another one of those moments.

Cass
We might've taken it a bit too far.

Petey-pie
You think?
I can't feel my left ear.

Nedward
I think they regret taking us in.
Honestly.

MJ
Not even joking at this point.

Dami
They should regret it.

Hazza
Oh we definitely made them rethink their life choices today.

Johnny-boi
I think we broke Roy.
He looked like he was going to cry after I nearly set the kitchen on fire...
again.

Jaybird
Again?!
How do you keep setting things on fire in the kitchen Johnny

Johnny-boi
It was an accident this time.

Roy-boy
I am having an existential crisis right now.

Jaybird
You should.
We need a serious talk about fire safety.

Pen
I feel like we traumatized them for life today.

Cass
I think I killed Roy's will to live.
I accidentally broke his favorite mug.

Jaybird
I don't think it was an accident.

Cass
It was, I swear!

Dami
It wasn't an accident.
I saw the way you handled that mug.

Roy-boy
I swear I'll never trust any of you with my stuff again.

Jaybird
We've been saying that for years, Roy.

Petey-pie
Honestly, I think it's hilarious.

MJ
That's because you weren't there when Cassie tried to fix the hole she made in the wall with a spoon.

Cass
I thought it would work!
It was kinda effective.

Johnny-boi
Yeah, but everything else melted.

Nedward
So...
when are they going to come to the realization that they should never have taken us in?

Petey-pie
Honestly, I don't think they've realized yet.
But when they do
it's going to be glorious.

Dami
They probably think it's just a phase.
They won't learn until it's too late.

Jaybird
I regret nothing.

Roy-boy
That's because you're not the one who has to clean up after this disaster.

Jaybird
Fair point.

Cass
It wasn't that bad.
was it?

MJ
Cassie.
you put a hole in the wall with a spoon.