Hero of Harmony (Continued)

Chapter 238: Terrible Experience

While Cinc was mourning the loss of his ship, Lazuli and I walked across the dock without an ounce of guilt, matter of fact, I felt pretty good after destroying his ship; I might as well have done a good deed.

"We should've killed him." Said Lazuli lightly as she walked beside Alexander, causing him to chuckle while rolling his eyes.

"What's up with you and killing, Lazuli?" Asked Alexander calmly as he glanced at Lazuli, who blankly looked at him.

"I use the corpses of my enemies to secretly make an offering in the form of a ritual to the gods." Stated Lazuli solemnly as she eyed Alexander, whose expression aggressively twitched while he distanced himself from her.

"I'm joking." Added Lazuli with a small smile, her words causing Alexander to look blankly at her before rubbing his face and sighing.

"I think you forgot jokes are supposed to be funny, Lazuli." Said Alexander as he stared at Lazuli, who nodded, causing him to shake his head.

"I know." Said Lazuli as she approached Alexander before leaning into his embrace, causing him to carefully wrap his arm around her.

Once we stepped off the dock and officially walked across land, Lazuli and I noticed an abundant amount of Elves, and I must say, I hardly spotted a single ugly Elf; the women were very gorgeous, although most seemed to have a lithe body type and none were as curvy as Michelle.

'I must've hit the jackpot with Michelle then, 'cause while these women are gorgeous, sex with them probably wouldn't be nearly as fun.' Mused Alexander lightly as he gazed at the numerous Elves, only for him to whistle in awe.

"Damn, even the men are kind of sexy. I thought Marlin was hot, but he must've just been average looking for a Dark Elf." Stated Alexander calmly as he gazed at the men walking about the city, causing him to inwardly sigh.

I wasn't someone who cared too much about their looks, but I, at best, looked as good as what seemed to be the average Elf, which is shocking, to say the least, as I always thought myself to be pretty hot.

"Well, at least I've got something they don't." Muttered Alexander with a faint smirk as he raised his arm and flexed his muscles, showing off his large muscular arms.

Feeling good about myself, given the Elves' lack of muscles, I was about to start walking into the city, but before I did, an Elf wearing professional attire suddenly stopped us, causing me to raise an eyebrow.

"I assume you two humans have just arrived via ship?" Asked the Elf with a slight frown as he glanced between Alexander and Lazuli, prompting them to nod.

"Yeah, we used that ship. Well, you can't see it now, but our C-Captain is over there." Said Alexander lightly as he turned and pointed at Cinc, who poured alcohol into the ocean, though the Elf didn't even bother looking.

"Tsk, well, humans are allowed entrance into Asckbon; you must undergo a thorough inspection process. Follow me. Hmph, ugly primates are always trying to enter our continent." Stated the Elf in annoyance as he eyed Alexander and Lazuli before walking away while quietly grumbling to himself.

'W-We can still hear you.' Thought Alexander with a twitching expression as he glanced at the Elf, who suddenly stopped.

"Do I need to summon the guards, or can you two listen?" Asked the Elf in annoyance as he aggressively tapped his foot on the ground while glaring at Alexander, who inwardly grumbled before following him.

"Tsk, you don't need to be such an ass about it." Muttered Alexander quietly as he and Lazuli approached the Elf, causing him to continue walking once more.