Fyodor: Wow! I love the bible and the word of Jesus Christ!!
Nikolai: Yeah! I love Satan and gay sex
Sigma: Please stop sending me porn of you and Fyodor! Its repulsive, your dick looks like a fish
Fucoochie: Wow! You guys are such Jesus Nerds! What, do you also like anime (laughs)
Bram: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Fyodor: Just you wait....Jesus will come around, he always does!
Fucoochie: As if! "Jesus" doesnt exist!
Nikolai: Yes he does I sent Fyodor to him last night when I fucked him to death
Sigma: Please kill yourself and let me leave
Bram: (looks away, sadly)
Fucoohie: Cmon Bram, dallas cowboy cheerleaders like us don't hang out with bible nerds!
Bram: Yeah....
The Next Day
Fyodor: Do you wanna come to church with me?
Dazai: Sorry, I cant tonight, I have a shift at the hazbin hotel strip club! An after I need to buy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Jumbo Tampons and a creature cock for my ass and then I'm having gay sex
Fyodor: Aw gosh diggity dang it....next time!
Chuuya: Dazai get your negative gyatt over here I bought you tampons shaped like Gojo
Dazai: Yippee!!
Fucoochie: HA! Rejected again bible freak! Dazai would never stoop down to your measly level, hes a top tier slut and is an atheist, which is the true religion!
Fyodor: Jesus is unpleased
Fucoocie: I dont listen to your imaginary friend!
Later, Fucoochie is trying to cross the road, when suddenly, a massive Jesus shaped car hits him and hospitlizes him, while in surgery the doctors try to save him, and can't....but they realize they can replace his veins with crosses taped together with scotch tape
Fucoochie: What...what happened?
Doctor: This kind young man donated 10,000 crosses to replace your viens and bible for your small intestine. Because of him, you survived
Fucoochie: W- wow....PSALM1:9JOHN10:12/MATHEW15:5...Why did you save me...?
Fyodor: I was like you once....I used to have straight sex, do weed....and require jumbo tampons after my father, Sebastian from black butler, sold me into prostitution. But then...Jesus came to my soul while Nikolai came into my ass, ever since then, I've been a devout christian.
Bram: (comes in from window) Fucoochie, I didnt wanna tell you this, but I actually am a Christian....
Fucoochie: W- what? You're a bible freak...?
Fyodor: If anyone's the bible freak its you since your small intestine is a bible
In the end, Fucoochie went to bible camp, and Dazai stopped being a whore, So you see kids, always listen to your parents and go to school on time.
YOU ARE READING
Dhar Mann x BSD Collab
FanfictionEpic tales from the Dhar Mann universe but its BSD and after a certian point it stops being Dhar Mann and just becomes a fanfic Co-written with @notgrace_y
