>Comedy/ALL CREDIT GOES TO JEFF DUNHAM<
At Sonia's place. Amy was over because she needed to talk to Sonic. Sonic and Manic were having a "bonding day" and Sonia wanted to see how it went. During lunch
[Sonia] I understand you guys had a good day today
[Sonic] Yes, we had a good day
[Manic] No, we did not
[Sonic] Yes
[Manic] No
[Sonic] Yes
[Manic] No, we did not have a good day
[Sonic] Yes we HAD! A Great Freaking Day! Whaaaaaat?
[Sonia] Did you have a good day
[Sonic] Yes
[Manic] No
[Sonic] Shut Up!
[Sonia] A good day
[Sonic] Yes
[Manic] No
[Sonic] Shut Up!
[Sonia] You were supposed have taken him to the spa
[Sonic] I took him to the spa
[Manic] He put me in a vegetable steamer
[Amy] How?!
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[Sonic] It's The Same Thing!
[Sonia] It is not the same thing!
[Sonic] It is too. It gets hot, and it gets steamy, and it goes 'diiiing'!
[Manic] Blue Bastard
[Sonic] Legal Criminal
[Sonia] Did anything else happen today?
[Sonic] No
[Manic] Si
[Sonic] Chaos
[Amy] What else happened?
[Sonic] We were getting through the door
[Amy] Through the door? What happened?
[Manic] He slammed my stick in the door.-
Sonic Dies
[Manic] - And now I have a sore stick
[Sonia] Sonic, did you apologize?
[Sonic] NO
[Sonia] Why not?
[Sonic] BECAUSE I COULDN'T, I COULDN'T BREEEEATHE!!🤣
[Amy] Why couldn't you breathe?
[Manic] Because he was laughing too hard 😑
[Sonic] C'mon, it was funny! He looked like he was gonna pass out!!🤣
[Sonia] I think you're just gonna have to apologize
[Sonic] Alright, Alright, Alright. Manic, I'm, I'm sorry
[Manic] It's okay
[Sonia] Okay
[Manic] Hope you die
Sonic looks at Manic offensively while Sonia dies of laughter and Amy chuckles
_250 words!_
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