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Fruit Rings

>Comedy</ ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE PODCAST ABOVE

7:48 AM

At Amy's Place

[Amy] Hey Sonic, what's your favorite cereal?

[Sonic] Ooh, I'm gonna have to say Fruit Rings

[Shadow] What's your favorite flavor?

[Sonic] ...What?!...

[Shadow] Your favorite flavor or color

[Sonic] That's not a thing

[Shadow] What did you say?

[Sonic] That's not a thing

[Shadow] Colored Fruit Rings?

[Sonic] No they're colored. They don't differ in flavor

[Shadow] What are the colors for?

[Sonic] Colors, for children

[Shadow] Or decoration?

[Sonic] Yes. They all-they all taste the same

[Shadow] If Fruit Rings all taste the same, that would be Honey Nut Cheerios

[Sonic] There's A Fruit Flavor! STUPID!

Everyone around them laughs

[Sonic] They're just different colors so you're not eating a box of yellow circles!

[Shadow] No

[Sonic] YES

[Shadow] Fruit Rings have color flavor

[Sonic] No One's Saying They Don't Have Colors! They Don't Have Different Flavors! The Flavor Is Fruits!

[Shadow] You're saying the purple and green one taste the same

[Sonic] The Exact Same. No Difference. So You Mean To Tell Me A Red M&M And A Brown M&M Taste Different?

[Shadow] Yes

[Sonic] Oh My Chaos

[Shadow] The green one's sour apple

[Sonic] SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES HAVE DIFFERENT FLAVOR

[Shadow] No, Fruit Rings 

[Sonic] Shadow! You Just Said The Green Fruit Ring Is Sour Apple

[Shadow] Yes, And The Purple One's Berry

[Sonic] I'm about-I'm about to get pissed

[Shadow] Why?! I'M RIGHT! You Think Red Apples And Green Apples Taste The Same

[Sonic] That Is An Actual Fruit

[Shadow] Fruit. Rings.

_224 words!_