If you thought being kidnapped was bad, imagine being kidnapped by villains who can't even villain properly. Truly, I've hit the peak of life.
Someone give me a medal.
Gold perhapse...
I stood at the edge of the room, leaning against the doorframe like the unpaid babysitter of a group of malfunctioning toddlers. Only difference here, I am not getting payed for anything and I was kidnapped for this whole shit.
Now watching these idiots argue was my daily dose of comedy—and misery. Today seemed like it wouldn't disappoint.
Can't wait to hear the big plan....
That would get someone caught or me getting beaten again.
Did I say great?
I mean horrible.....
Death sentence horrible.
Maybe I should....
Nah I shall...
I will be snitching on them this time.
I had enough for sure.
Stanley—aka Idiot 1—was at the center of the chaos, slamming his coffee mug down on the table like he was announcing the cure for stupidity.
Spoiler alert: he wasn't.
Idiot 1: All right, here's the plan!
Oh, this should be good.
Go on...
Use your 3 brain cells..... oh wait, sorry!
I forgot you just have one.
Jeff—Idiot 3—was the first to interject.
Idiot 3: If this involves me pretending to be bait number 2 again, I'm out. The heroes almost took my leg last time!
Almost.
Which, frankly, is a tragedy.
Losing that leg might've knocked some sense into you.
Plus it was me who got burned soo badly that I had to lay down for a month and none of you baffuns helped me!
Stanley scowled.
Greatest Idiot: No, Jeff. We're not using you.
His gaze swung toward me, and for a split second, I actually hoped he wasn't about to say something stupid.
Greatest Idiot: We're using the mute kid!
I blinked.
Slowly.
Once.
Twice.
And then I stared at him with all the intensity of someone mentally questioning every life decision that had led to this moment.
Idiot 5, the self-proclaimed tea connoisseur, raised an eyebrow.
Idiot 5: You mean the deaf kid?
Didn't he already say that.....
Like 5 min ago...
You still questioning this?
I knew I am here for trouble but this....
Why do they always have to repeat themselves.... as if they can't actually remember the past 2 seconds....
YES!
YOU ARE READING
Sivax (Vigilante Deku)
FanfictionI might be delusional but am I not the main character here? And if not.... who cares! My life?....full of drama..... and entertainment so I can't complain on that one.... I am a deaf kid with a quirk that kinda doesn't make me deaf..... got kidnappe...
