Chapter 9

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Lexi POV

Me: heya sicko. feeeeling better??

Sicko: yeah actually. thanks

Me: good. except now that you're better I need to change your name again

Sicko: what's my name?

Me: sicko.

Sicko: oh wonderful

Me: nvm it is now... HARRY STYLES!

Me: get it? because you're soooo obsessed with him? ;)

Harry Styles: yeah haha


Harry POV

Oh my god. Oh my god. WHY THE HELL CAN'T SHE JUST REALIZE THAT I AM HARRY STYLES?! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIKE ZAYN?!

Idiot: okay you can change my name too. if you wanna. I CAN BE ZAYN AND WE CAN BE ZARRY.

OF COURSE SHE WANTS TO BE ZAYN.

Me: ...lexi

Me: Lex... tell me you haven't been... READING FANFICTION???????

Me: I don't even know you anymore

Me: GOODBYE FOREVER, FANGIRL.

FANGIRL: shut up. immediately.

Me: ahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

FANGIRL: .

FANGIRL: ..

FANGIRL: ...

FANGIRL: IT'S NOT FUNNY. I COULDNT SLEEP BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN BAND

Me: yes we have that affect on girls <3

Oh wait. Shoot. stupid.


Lexi POV

Me: what?

Bully: um stupid autocorrect 😆 did I say we? I meant they...

Me: as if you'd ever be good enough to be in ONE DIRECTION aha

Bully: of course I would

Me: oh reaaaaaally?

Bully: yes. of course I would.

Bully: I'm better looking than ZAYN

Me: IMPOSSIBLE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Bully: VERY POSSIBLE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.


Harry POV

I wanted to tell her. I had to. This was my only chance. But I had to work my way up to it.

Me: so. do you still think harry's a womanizer?

Bananas: ...YES. I'm sorry. I've had a change of heart, not a loss of brain cells

Me: dumbass

Dumbass: EXCUSE ME.

Me: jk. so... do... you maybe happen to even have a teeny tiny crush... on... me...?

Me: because I really really really like you...

Me: shit, I'm sorry

Me: Lexi?


A/N: sorry its short lol. just saying: keep in mind that I know Zayn left One Direction and I know Louis' gonna be a dad, but this takes place in 2012. THANKS FOR READING.

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