Lexi P.O.V.
I woke up the next morning and just laid in bed. Why? BECAUSE IT'S SATURDAY, THE BEST DY OF THE WEEK.
Man, was I bored. Did I mention I have a very short attention span? No? Well, I do.
I was bored, so I pulled out my phone, scrolling through my contacts. Well... everyone would be asleep except Emmy, who is awake at the crack of dawn.
Me: Hey Em!
Emmyrald:Hi!
Me: I changed your contact name
Emmyrald: to what?
Me:Emmyrald.
Emmyrald:I don't get it
Me: you know... emerald... emmyrald... get it??
Emmyrald: Sure Lex. Okay. EMO
Me: Priss
Emmyrald: Slut
Me: Suckfish
Emmyrald: THAT WAS SRSLY THE WORST INSULT EVER, SUCKFISH
Me: then why'd you use it?
Emmyrald: you suck
Me: I know. Love you
Emmyrald: stfu I hate you
Me: ...
Emmyrald: ...
Me: SUCKFISH
Emmyrald: OMFG STAHP IT
Me: NEVER, YOU FEMALE DOG.
Hannie O Tannie: Um. What?
Me: uh whoops wrong person ahaha go suck a frog
Hannie O Tannie: not sure that means what you think it means love
Me: LOVE
Me: lOVE
Me: love love love holy shiitake mushrooms
Hannie O Tannie: What?
Me: British people say love. ...are you britisssshhhh???
Hannie O Tannie: yup
Me: YESSSS YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE. LIKE SERIOUSLY. BECAUSE DAN AND PHIL AREBRITISH AND HARRY POTTER IS BRITISH AND OH MY GOSHNESS THIS LIFFFFE.
British Superman: you have low expectations of like... everything.
Me: you killed my good mood ...and I changed ur contact name
British Superman: TO WHAT
Me: guess bitchney
British Superman: uh... Harry Styles?
Me: wtf no
British Superman: Harry Potter?
Me: bruh . Now you're just guessing all the British Harrys. Guess again!
British Superman: NOOO I'm outta harrys
Me: fine. I'll tell you. HOPELESS. its British superman
British Superman: ...
Me: ...
British Superman: that is possibly the worst name ever
Me: shut up
British Superman: hate to point it out but... not long ago you thought I was a 50 year old creep. Now I'm superman 😄
Me: yep dats rite gurl
British Superman: I'M A GUY WTF
Me: no shit Sherlock.
Me: Oooohh I changed your name
Sherlock: AGAIN?!
Me: yep now you're Sherlock
Sherlock: ... I hate you
Me: 😊 love you too
Sherlock: shut up Watson
Me: you didn't
Me: I'M A GIRL
Me: Sherlock tell me my contact in your phone is not Watson
Sherlock: it's Watson 😊
Me: I told you not to tell me!!!
Sherlock: whatever. I have to go. Sound check
Me: uh... what?
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Texting Styles / hs
Fanfiction"You're Harry Styles." "Hahaha no. I'm Alfie." °°° Lexi Barnes is sixteen, and if you could sum her up in one word, it would be "normal." Harry Styles is eighteen, and everyone thinks he's a womanizer. One text message will change all of that. ‼️WA...
