LITERALLY MY LIFE - CHELSTAH

story time: the topless showgirl

so on Wednesday, July 15th I went to my parents to Turks and Caicos and came home on Saturday.

so this is my story of how I became a showgirl for like ten seconds in front of children :(

dear diary,
today I plan on finding someone that is bae material. so I can take so many selfies and send them to my friends and make them sad that they are lonely :). so I'm gonna wear my new bikini from old navy that I brought myself #imgrown *snaps fingers three times*.

-chelslayyyy I'll tell you how it went.

^^^not a real diary entry, I don't even own a diary because I hate writing my girly thoughts.

okay here's what happened.

    at Turks and Caicos, there are four villages. I stayed in the Caribbean village and the water park was in the Italian village. so we got a golf cart ride to the Italian village, which actually isn't a long walk honestly.

so we got there and got some towels. and something catches my attention. no, sadly not a hot teenage guy:(. a wave thingy ride, it was dangerous.

so I was like let me get on there cause I'm a daredevil. #worstmistakeivemadetodate :(

so I stand in line after getting out twice cause I needed to get wet first and then the second time cause my mom had to sign a waiver. I wonder if I can sue the resort for the thing taking my top off, probably wasn't in the waiver.

so it's finally my turn and I get a surf board and I'm super confident.
confident is key, but my top coming off is most of an important key.

so I was so hardheaded I didn't even wait for the guy to tell me what to do. I clutched the board to my chest and jump in. I was doing well for maybe like fifteen seconds. and then a big ass thing of pressured water came and pushed me, pushing my top off my chest.

so my top came off for like five seconds and I was trying to hide it.

my parents took pictures of me but thankfully didn't get me in a picture without the top on.

so that's my story and I hope you enjoyed!