***Holaa my babies. This song for this little chappy is inspired by the song Call of the Wild by Florrie. It really gets your juices flowing, if you know what i mean ;P***
HOLY FUCKING SWEET LORD GODZILLA VS MOTH-RA PE NUT BUTTER AND JELLY THAT BOY IS SEXY!! I couldn't believe it. My mouth hung open, but i didn't care. It was no secret that i was about as straight an arrow(a broken arrow of course). He kept talking, but i couldn't listen. My eyes were too busy sizing him up, trying to get a read on his personality. That's another thing I'm good at. I can figure someone out in 5 seconds and be 100% correct about it. I kept staring at him, waiting for something to click. But that click never came.
"Holy Shit" I whispered under my breath. This had never happened before. Id always been able to read people. ALWAYS. This new guy had my blood boiling. I couldn't tell if it was from lust or annoyance. Probably both. All of a sudden everyone stood up and began to cheer. I looked at the gym floor, to see cheerleaders doing acrobatics, and entertaining the new school students. I don't understand why they just don't let the cheerleader loose into the stands. I'm sure those whores could get a WHOLE LOT more cheering from the boys. And if you're wondering, I'm not being mean. Each one of those skanks had a reputation that reached the middle school.
"Hey dip shit, pay attention" a high voice said to me. I turned around and found myself face to face with pair of big green eyes, like emeralds, with flecks of gold in them. HOLY FUCKING SPONGEBOBS ANKLE.
"HANNNNNNAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OHH MYY GOOSSSHHH!!!" I screeched at her. I hadn't seen her in MONTHS. She looked amazing. Her chestnut waves shone as they cascaded to the small of her back. Her boobs were almost practically popping out in the tight fitting summer dress she had wore. Its green color(with matching green sandals of course) with yellow flowers really matched her eyes. Her beautiful flawless pale skin was tanner that i remember. Combine that with a 5'5" height and a curvy body, and you have one sexy mama! I had even told her so before.But i still couldn't believe my eyes She told me she was moving the last day of school last year. Why the hell was she here?
"What the hell are you staring at Roseboy?" She asked, using the nickname she's used for me is 3rd grade.
"Not to be rude or anything... but um.... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU SAID YOU WERE MOVING! DID YOU LIE TO ME? ARE WE THAT BAD? DO YOU NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE? WHAT HAPPENED TO US?" I exclaimed at her. I couldn't help but to break out into a huge grin. We would always do something like this. We were both EXTREMELY dramatic and like to show it. She close her eyes and gave a over-exaggerated sigh. When she opened her eyes, they shone from fake tears.
"I'm sorry for lying, baby. I just wanted to surprise you and the kids. Can you forgive me?" She begged, throwing her arms around me an pulling me into a hug.
"Of course i can!" I fake sobbed. I hugged her and felt her hands poke me butt. She was obsessed with that thing. I don't know why. It was kind of small. It was there, but it was small. I felt something warm and wet on me neck. Oh no this bitch didn't.
"YOU WHORE, DID YOU JUST LICK ME????" I yelled at her.
"Well, your skin just looked so tasty.... I couldn't resist." She replied in a soft, innocent voice.
"I just want you to know that I hate you so very very much, from the bottom of my heart" I told her blankly. Before she could say anything, I turned away from her and focused on the Sexy Beast that was talking to us.
"AND I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE AN AWESOME YEAR!" He shouted before walking away.
DAMNIITTTT!!!! I was slightly pissed. But this was something that called for a little flirting, a skill i was born with. I got up and quietly made my way to the front row to where he was sitting. Halfway there, I noticed a blond girl sitting next to him. She turned her face to him, and he gave her a quick peck on the lips. I left as quietly as i came, going back up to my empty row with Hannah.
"I could have told you he had a girlfriend, Rosey." She stated as soon as i sat down.
"What the flim flam? HOW DID YOU KNOW?" I questioned her.
"Dude, Ive been your best friend since 2nd grade. Are you really asking me that question?" She shot back. "And anyway, hes hot. So i assumed you'd go for him. His name is Luke Henderson. And as you can see, hes straight. WHICH MEANS NONE OF HIM FOR YOU." She said, boldly adding emphasis on that last part.
"Oh now i wouldn't say that....." I began
"Nope." She cut me off.
"What?" I asked, feigning innocence.
"Don't even try to seem innocent, you whore!" She shot playfully at me. " But seriously Roseboy, hes straight. What can you do? " She asked, with a shrug of her shoulders.
"I can do more than you think. And you know ive never been able to resist a challenge" I retorted, with a gleam in my eyes.
***i wouldlike to give a little story shoutout to erin! and my wattpad idol, Cookie. their stories cured my writer block. i am forever in your sevice***
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RandomAs if being a teenage boy wasnt hard enough, try being a teenage boy... And gay... AND a Witch. Whoever said that high school were their best years clearly had never met Thomas Umbra. weird, this freshman is ready for high school... Or so he thought...