(TW!! shitty google translate level German. I do apologize if anything is lost in translation, please forgive me.)
"Hoe, hoe, hoe, bitches." Sodo snanpped from the armchair he was currently sitting in, wearing a saint nicholas costume.
Why was the little fire ghoul doing this? Because he and Mountain lost a bet.
Suddenly, the faint clinking of chains began to become apparent, along with the sound of hooves on wood.
As the pack turned their heads to look at the living room entrance, they were met with the sight of Mountain in a heavy goat hyde cloak, accompanied by a large stick and a huge basket on his back.
"guten Abend, Ghule." Mountain rumbled. "Warst du dieses Jahr ein braves Kind?"
The pack look at him blankly.
"What the fuck did he just say?" Swiss deadpanned, tilting his head.
"No idea," Cirrus shrugged.
"Oh my Satan!" Phantom exclaimed when he realized who Mountain was supposed to be. "Its daddy krampus!"
"Daddy who-now?" Aroura blinked at Phantom.
"ich bin es, Krampus." Mountains rumble of a voice spoke again.
"This might be better than I thought," Rain chuckled quietly in the corner, his arms crossed over his chest. He was the one Mountain and Sodo lost the bet against.
"Hey Kram-daddy," Swiss smirked, pushing Phantom forward. "Quince has been a bad boy, you should eat him or whatever you do."
"Hey-!" Phantom squorked. "I've been a very-"
Phantom didn't get to finish his sentence before Mountain had picked Phantom up by the scruff of his neck and dumped him into the basket on his back.
"Anyway," Sodo snickered over the growls of protest now coming from Mountain's basket. "Other than Phantom, have you all been good boys and girls this year?"
The whole pack collectively called out 'yes', making Rain snicker more.
"Good," Sodo leaned back in his chair. "-thing I dint give a shit. Now Rain, give me my fucking money."
"Nuh uh," Rain scoffed. "You and Krampus still have to sing."
"Die Fahne hoch? Die Reihen fest geschlossen?" Mountain started to sing. "SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt?"
The entire pack looked at him with wide eyes, jaws on the floor.
"No not that.." Rain murmured.
"Ugh," Sodo groaned, not happy about having to sing as he stood from the armchair.
"Someone come give me a blow job, and I don't mean to sound snob, but my hard on straining, and I'm fucking horny." Sodo sand to the tune of 'we wish you a merry Christmas', looking very proud of himself for his alternative lyrics.
The rest of the pack burst out laughing, except Phantom who was still trapped inside Mountain's basket.
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Merry Christmas to all! (Or whatever you celebrate around this time of year lol, I'm celebrating summer solstice.)
I hope you enjoy the time you spend with your loved ones, because no one will be around forever.
That being said, I'm gonna fuck your mom,
-Nova
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