nelson Neumann imagines

Cooking wit who?

Y/n's pov

"Hey guys it's y/n and uh we are getting ready to....go press Nelson!" I say with a smile before I go to a straight face. "No y'all will be asking questions" I said.

I started doing my hair. "Why are you pressing Nelson? What did Nelson do to you?" I say mocking questions. I threw my brush.

"Yall that little curly headed- ughhh little boy decided to watch something" I said throwing something else I didn't even know I had in my hand.

"Bestie Niles shout out to him, sent me a video on snap of Nelson fucking Neumann" I said. "Anyways niles was standing over his shoulder" I said.

I felt like crashing out. "Niles saw Nelson watching cookingwitkya" I said before standing up and tried to pick my chair up to throw it.

After a few minutes I sat back down. "So we are going to his house and we are gonna be his cookingwitkya the y/n way" I said smiling.

"Oh shit where's my brush?-"

*screen cut*

"Anyways I found my brush and we are gonna be his cookingwitkya" I said. I got a FaceTime call from Nelson so I answered on my iPad.

"Y'all it's Nelson" I said glaring at the iPad. "What are you doing?" He asked. "Omg guys" I said. "What is wrong with you?" He asked.

"Nelson fuck yo-"

*screen cut*

"So are we chilling now?" Nelson asked very confused. "Hey no silence kya" I said. "What" he said. "Cookingwitkya my ass" I said before hanging up. "Alright bye guys I'll see y'all later" I said.

Time skip Nelson's house

Y/n's pov

"Why are you in my kitchen?" Noah asked. "Shut up this is serious" Niles said getting some pans. "Yo did Nelson even invite you?" Noah asked.

"Shut up it's cookingwity/n today hoe" I said. "What did you do niles?" Noah asked. "Nelson was watching cookingwitkya" niles said.

"Oh my god" Noah said walking out the house. I take the pans from niles and start cooking because I said so. I started making chicken alfredo.

"Damn y/n you're actually really locked in" Niles said. "Yea I am he's gonna watch cookingwity/n" I said. I was for real locking in.

"Cookingwitkya cookingwitkya" I sang mockingly. "Sounds like a hater" Noah said. "I thought you left" I said. Shut up" he said.
I don't wanna be put on only fans by w
"So as you know Nelson loves to watch cookingwitkya so we are his cookingwitkya" I said. "Who is we?" He asked. I realized I wasn't filming.

Fuck bro. I got my phone and started recording. "Hey guys welcome to another episode offf cookingwity/n cookingwity/n" I said.

I was thinking about it but I didn't because I was posting this to my YouTube and people were gonna put it on only fans.

Maybe that's too dramatic ain't no way someones gonna put me on only fans. I had finished cooking and plated Nelson's food guys because yea.

"Okay niles you are my camera man" I said. "Okay" he said. We head upstairs to Nelson's room and I don't bother knocking because no.

I basically kicked the door and then opened it. I walked in and he like slowly turned in his chair to look at me. He was on the game. "Hey?" He said.

"Cookingwitkya" I mock. "Oh here we go" he said. I walked up to him and gave him the plate. "Tell kya to cook that" I said. "Bruh it ain't serious" he said.

"Mm well I think it is" I said. "Cookingwitkya cookingwitkya" Nelson said. "I'm sorry did I hear you correctly?" I asked.

"Yes you did" he said. I side eyed the phone and went up behind him. "I started playing with his hair confusing him. That's what I want.

"I wonder how kya would feel if she had some of your hair sent to her in the mail" I said getting aggressive with his hair. "Yo chill" Nelson said.

"I wonder how she would feel if the letter said this is just the hair the body wouldn't fit in the box" I said. "Actually fuck kya" Nelson said.

"Hm what was that?" I asked. "No I like cookingwity/n way better" he said taking a bite of his food. "Real shit this is good" he said. "Oh you like it?" I asked.

"Yea" he said. "Aw that's good that you like it" I said getting gentle with his hair. "Yea it's really good and better than kya yea" he said.

"Yea that's what I thought- I mean oh really thank you" I said. "Yea I love you" he said. "I love you too" I said before kissing his cheek.

But before I pulled away I went up to his ear. "If I ever catch you watching cookingwitkya again I won't hesitate to hurt you mentally physically" I said.

I pulled away and smiled. "Alright I'll see you later come on niles" I said. I walked out his room leaving him confused.

Nelson's pov

I put my headset back on and jax and cam were screaming at me. "Nelson why did you go afk?" Jax asked. "Bro I hate y'all" I said.

"Why?" Cam asked. "Y'all made me do that stupid cookingwitkya prank on y/n and she came over here and made some fucking chicken alfredo" I said.

"That's all?" Jax asked. "I kept saying cookingwitkya and she came up behind me and started playing with my hair" I said. "Not bad" jax said.

"She got aggressive and said she wondered how kya would feel if my hair was sent to her in the mail" I said. "Oh shit that's crazy" cam said.

"Let's not forget the damn note that would've said this is just the hair the body couldn't fit" I said. "Oh" jax said. "Yea so I ate the food" I said.

"Damn was it good?" Cam asked. "Yea it was and I told her that and that I loved her and she said she loved me too and gave me a kiss" I said.

"Oh that's all?" Jax asked. "Then she told me if she ever caught me watching cookingwitkya again she would hurt mentally and physically" I said.

"Oh well I did it on Tatiana and she cried" he said. "If y/n would've cried my mom would've beat my ass" I said. "Yea don't forget me" Jax said.

"What why?" I asked. "Because I told you to prank my cousin not make her cry" he said. "Well she almost made me cry" I said. "Good" he said.

"But yea no more cookingwitkya" I said. "Oh yesterday I heard her singing cookingwitmula" he said. I went quiet. "I'll be back" I said.

"No finish this round" cam said. "Shit" I said. "No we aren't having cookingwitnelson again because you almost burnt my house" cam said.

He's right I did do that but it's okay I'll get y/n back real soon....

YALL I HAD TO MAKE A COOKINGWITKYA PRANK FOR REAL BECAUSE YEAA ANYWAYS BYE