I was reincarnated as a Magic Academy!

Chapter 4: Pervert-kun

This just in, the pervert known as [Pantsu Snatcher] was apprehended in front of the Magic Academy and is now taken into custody by the local police!

Such were my thoughts as I stared at the two holy items brought before me by the useless Colly Tos skill. Actually, wait a second... it requires magic, so rather than a skill it's much more correct to define it as a spell. Anyway, next time, I will heed the warnings. I don't desire an upgrade to the already useless and reputation damaging title: Pantsu Snatcher. Seriously, who in their right mind would use such a thing?

"Guess one of the seven adventurers is a woman, but looking at the size... hm." I said as I analyzed the fabric.

The chest size was probably around a B, maybe C, but the panties looked a bit small. If I wasn't mistaken, then I either snatched them from a gorgeous elf, a transvestite, or a teenage human girl. Except for the first one, all of them could inflict terrible mental damage if they were to discover who stole their precious undergarments.

"For now, let's try to hide these things? Erm... how do I lift things up?" I asked myself, and if I had a head, it would have tilted slightly to the right.

I remembered the skill points then. I still had about 10 of them. Opening my status menu confirmed this fact.

[Available skill points]: 10

"Hm... I wonder..." I said as I looked at the menu.

Last time I opened the skill menu, there weren't any skills without any points in them. Either I had to discover them through the trial and error process, or I needed to find some sort of secret menu.

"Hm..."

There was no hidden option as far as I could see. Going back and forth between the two menus didn't reveal much, but then I remembered that this world didn't follow the same static and unbreakable rules of the virtual world in a game. This was the real world.

"So maybe..." I said as I stared intensely at the windows. "Show me ALL the skills!" I said, but nothing happened.

I grumbled.

"Reveal thy hidden menu!" I shouted again.

Nothing.

"Banana!"

Not working...

"For the love of all that's good show me something, you stupid thing!" I shouted in anger.

Aaand of course nothing.

I sighed and closed the windows.

How am I supposed to use those stupid kill points? I asked myself and then looking around the room, I saw the book I tried to pick up earlier.

"Absorb..." I said without a care.

Honestly, nothing went through my big empty crystal head as I said that word. Maybe I thought back at those interesting web novels I once read. Some of the characters could absorb the book completely, others could read it immediately through a simple touch, and then there were those who simply ate them and gained the information written inside. I really had no idea how those things actually worked. Did the latter type had eyes inside their stomach? What happened if they ate a porno magazine?

However, it so happened that my command worked.

The book was surrounded in a flash of light and then absorbed into the floor. The next thing I knew was that I somehow held the book inside my crystal body. It felt rather weird, like being conscious of the existence of your stomach. You simply thought about it, and you knew it was there, somewhere, a blob of flesh holding food and gastric acids.