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What's good, y'all? Before we get into this, let me start with the obvious: yes, I'm alive. Surprising, right? Considering my little final curtain call three months ago didn't exactly go as planned. Turns out, death said, "Nah, you still got some dumb shit to do down there." And honestly? I'm glad it did because, for real, life's looking up.
Let me say it loud and clear for the haters in the back: I'M GOOD NOW. Mentally, emotionally, spiritually—I'm thriving. And no, I'm not bullshitting. Life is finally starting to make sense. Ain't that wild?
Now, let's talk about my girl, Kaliyah. Listen, I'mma need y'all to chill on her, okay? Yeah, she was acting like the spawn of Satan for a minute, but that's my spawn of Satan. Do I love her? Absolutely. Is she emotionally constipated? Hell yeah. This girl couldn't process a feeling if you handed her a step-by-step guide. She handles emotions with anger like she's in the south central baddies , but we're working on it. Therapy is expensive, so for now, we're doing hood therapy: arguments, apologies, and smoke sessions.
Is it perfect? FUCK no. But that's my baby. She's flawed, but she's mine, and we're figuring it out. So, respectfully, shut the hell up about her, thanks.
Now back to me because, duh, I'm the main character. Y'all... I'm happy. Like, no bullshit, happy. Do you know how crazy that feels after thinking happiness was a scam my whole life? I mean, yeah, life still be throwing rocks, but I'm dodging them bitches like Serena Williams.
Oh, let me give a special shoutout to Nalani and Amare. They finally pulled their heads out of their asses and got their relationship together. I can't even hate; they're mad cute now. Healthy communication, love notes, matching pajamas. the whole nine. It's almost sickening, but I'm proud of them.
Now, let's talk TikTok. One random night, we were bored and decided to do some dumb shit. Next thing you know, BOOM our video went viral. I don't even know why; we weren't doing anything special. Just us, some hood nonsense, and Amare screaming because she stubbed her toe. But TikTok ate that shit up.
And no, TikTok ain't deleted yet. Trump been bluffing about that for years. It's like when your mama says, "Keep playing, I'mma beat your ass," but then never does it. Same energy.
Anyway, since the TikTok blew up, we decided to start a YouTube channel. And let me tell you, content creation is not for the weak. These YouTube streets are messier than a $2 wig in a hurricane. Everybody got beef, fake drama, and too much time on their hands. But the money? Baby, the money is sweet, so we're sticking with it.
Speaking of messy, y'all remember Kayla? Guess what? This chick is pregnant. PREGNANT. I'm still trying to process it because, let's be real, Kayla can barely take care of herself, and now she's bringing a whole human into the mix? Lord, help that baby.
But the real tea is my cousin and his girl talking about going for custody. I don't know how that's gonna play out, but you already know I'm front-row for the drama. I might even bring popcorn.
Now, let's get into the real WTF moment: Azariyah. Turns out, fruity runs in the family because my girl is super gay. Like, not just regular gay—she's in a poly relationship with two girls. TWO. She out here living like she's on season three of The L Word. I can't even be mad; she's thriving, and honestly, I'm lowkey impressed.
But let me hit y'all with the heavy stuff real quick. Remember Kayson? He's dead. Like, dead-dead. One day he's talking shit, the next day he's six feet under. Word on the street is him and Raheem had some beef, and now he's gone. Coincidence? I think not. Let me find out Raheem's out here moving like Ghost from Power.
Anyway, that's pretty much the update. Life's wild, but it's good. If there's one thing I've learned in these last three months, it's that sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom to climb back up.
So yeah, I'm thriving, laughing, and living my best life. Stay messy, but stay alive.
