Decepticon's Blue Idiot (Transformers x Red vs Blue)

Chapter 4: Idiot vs Prime

—On Top of the Nemesis—

Megatron hadn't expect this after he was revived moments earlier. Let alone to feel and hear such anger from a Vehicon of all things. The way he jumped off the ship and down to the surface below to face the autobots all because Starscream accused the autobots liking Kittens with Spikes and Red Bull.

But the way he fought truly intrigued Megatron in ways he never expected from a Vehicon. This Caboose, this Vehicon is very tough. He fought with ferocity against the Autobots and didn't hesitate to get into the fight. He held weapons that seem powerful and possibly in par with his fusion cannon.

His arm mounted-cannon of his is interesting and also powerful, as well as his other weapons. While his combat skills are brutish, they do bear results. Especially on how well he utilize the resources in his disposal. Such an interesting fight from a Vehicon of all bots.

He wondered when did they start having Vehicon Triple-Changers? Last he recall the only triple changers he that has been employed are Astrotrian, Blitzwing and Octane.

And more importantly. Where did this Vehicon came from? And how did they come in possession of one?

"As you can see, Lord Megatron, Caboose is quite the trooper."

Megatron's thought were broken when Starscream spoke, his voice oozing with pride and confidence.

"Yes..." Megatron says before glaring down at the fight below, "Don't think will NOT get free of your punishment, Starscream."

"Ah... yes, of course my lord." Starscream says sheepishly.

—X—

As Caboose charged forward, something small and metallic dropped in front of him, halting his advance. He glanced down, confused, to see... an iPod? Where did that come from? Before anyone could question it further, the device came to life, blasting music loud enough to echo across the battlefield.

—(Play "BITE ME (feat. Zephyrianna) (Normal Pitch)")—

Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me
Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me
Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me

Both Autobots and Decepticons froze, staring at the strange object in shared bewilderment. The song's energetic beat kicked in, reverberating through the ground like a rallying cry. Caboose tilted his head, nodding along with the rhythm. Then, as if possessed by the music, he glared at Optimus Prime, his optics glowing fiercely.

The song roared louder.

As she waits at dawn
Looking for a way to escape her lonely heart
(Let them swallow you)

Optimus tensed, his battle mask snapping into place with a decisive click. His commanding voice cut through the music. "Stay back!" he ordered, gesturing for Ratchet to pull Raf further away.

Caboose's pace quickened, his charge growing more reckless with every step.

I won't fall down, you need me
We don't follow crowds, we mold them new
I'm not done, believe me
We won't settle down, we'll make them move
Make them mine

"RAAAH!" Caboose roared, lunging with his fist reared back. He swung with terrifying force, but Optimus sidestepped just in time, the punch grazing his shoulder. Without missing a beat, Caboose twisted on his heel, aiming a follow-up strike. Optimus countered with a well-placed punch to Caboose's faceplate, the metallic clang echoing like thunder.