Revo: Gomene, guys! I've been gone a while, I know. But I've been having a few problems with boyfriends and anxiety and, ughh!
Doffy: Fufufu~ If you join my crew, I'll kill your ex for you.
Me: Eheh, that's ok. But thanks! Anyway, Zoro me' boy, get over here! I have a question for youuuu~
Zoro: *grunts* Yeah, yeah. I know the drill *reads question*. As for my sense of direction, it's not that bad! I get where I need to go!...Eventually.*clears throat* And, for the second bit... *blushes* We don't know each other well, but... If you wanna come for a drink with me, then we could talk?
Me: *crying into Doffy's coat* B-B-Booteeful!!*sobs*
Doffy: *pats my head* Stop crying, child, you're ruining my coat.