Revo: Ok, I know. For fairness, I should be doing these in order of ask, but, I'm sorry I have to do this. Soooo, Law! C'mere a minute please!
Law: *sighs* What now, Revo-ya?
Revo: One of my beloved readers wants you to do a dare~
Law: No way! I signed up to answering questions, not doing dares!
Revo: Awww, but Lawww!
Law: No! And who are you to argue with me? I'm a damn pirate captain!
Revo: If you don't do this dare, I will bring in the big guns...
Law: I'm not doing any dares!
Revo: *sighs* Doffy-Kun!
Doffy: Hmm? Something wrong Revo-Chan?
Law: *pales* Oh God no....
Revo: Law is being mean! *bottom lip quivers*
Doffy: *hugs her and glares at Law* Law.... What. Did. You. Do?
Law: N-Nothing! I'm sorry! I'll do it!
Revo: Yay! Thank you Doffy~
Doffy: Fufufufu~ Any time author-sama~
Revo: S-Sama?! *blushes and looks away* A-Ahem... Law... You need to eat this. *hands bread slice*
Law: *even paler* Never!!!
Revo: Yes!!! *tackles him to the floor*
EAT IT!!
Law: What the- GET THE HELL OF ME CRAZY LAD-
Revo: *stuffs bread in mouth, clamps his mouth closed* CHEW!
Law: *glares and shakes head*
Revo: *pinches his nose* Chew it and swallow, or you die.
Law: *starts turning blue*
Revo: Chew. It. As a doctor, you know what happens when the lungs lack the required amount of oxygen.
Law: *growls and chews*
Revo: Good, now, swallow.
Law: *glares again, swallows*
Revo: *smiles,let's go and stands up*
Law: *coughs and gasps violently* You *cough* Are Fucking crazy!
Revo: Mhm!
Luffy: PFFT AHAHAHA!!! TRAFFY!!!
Law: URUSEI MUGIWARA-YA!!!!
