Pumkin: Hey guys, it's Pumkin, and I apologize for not updating in a while. Some technical difficulties and all that. But I wanted to ask my fellow animatronics and night guards a simple.. Question.
Okay, so guys. Who would you marry and who would you murder?
Freddy: Marry... Who would I marry? Probably Chica since Bonnie is a guy... I would definitely murder my replacement.. He's sorta.. He's not mocking me, but he likes Toy Bonnie.. And he's a guy. It's not right at all...
Bonnie: Why would I? Maybe I would marry...? I don't really know! I prefer being single as I am now. I would murder.. Maybe Marionette? No, the purple guy.
Chica: Marry..? Well, since I'm a girl, there's so many to choose from. I mean, Freddy's like, the main man, Bonnie's all gentle, Foxy is actually really nice when you talk to him, he just needs company. The rest.. I don't really like as much... I would murder Toy Chica and balloon boy. They drive me out of my mind.
Foxy: WHO?! Hmm... Me mean, Mangle's just like me! We be both misfits.. We be foxes, and we both really need company. Toy Chica be just plain annoying, n' Chica can really help ye on company when yer like, empty inside. Me would kill th toys n that purple guy, cause they made me like this.
Golden Freddy: Kill Freddy, I need the pizzeria more than he ever would. Do not tell, but I mean, my two friends, Springtrap and Marionette, they're the best! But Marionette seems to be the only girl....
Toy Freddy: What? Marry? Toy Bonnie, my best friend, of course! I wouldn't kill anyone! Anyone except for Scott, he's sorta dead inside, like a demon, it's creepy.
Toy Bonnie: *sigh* Toy Freddy~ I hope he feels the same way... I would probably murder Bonnie, he's always... Sorta.. Hostile towards me at times. He says I mock him.
Toy Chica: Marry?! Mike!! But I love Mangle as like a sister! She's like a Elsa, I'm a Anna. We're two peas in a pod! She's the right, I'm the left! Oh, I'm going off track, I wouldn't murder anyone! Why would I? *death stares at Vincent*
Mangle: Well, since I'm sorta a guy/girl at the same time because of my extra head, I would probably marry Toy Chica since she always motivates me. But, I think Toy Freddy Senpai is cool, but.. I think he's off with Toy Bonnie better.. Foxy is like me, too! He's always cheering me up, and making me feel like I was never destroyed like this! *sigh* But I don't know... Murder? The customers. And purple guy. Get em outta my face, gurl!
Marionette: Hm.. Marry? I'm a puppet! Oh well, I'll stick to the question here. I mean, I don't like the withered.. They're sorta.. I mess with them for fun and all, but they're like the back off kind of group.. The toys, I can't even believe the customers don't find them annoying. *kicks Balloon Boy* Hm... But I mean, I find Springtrap nice and all, but I think Golden Freddy is, like.. Interested in me.. *evil grin* Murder? The toys, like what I said before. Oh my god, I just.. No. Ew. Good bye.
Balloon Boy: Marry? Um.. Balloon Girl! Cause she's always there to help. And then Foxy's always like a brother to me, but he's more of a friend than a husband.. Murder? Everyone >:( They never ever help me when I'm lost.. Except for Foxy and Balloon Girl, they're awesome!!
Shadow Freddy: Okay, no marrying, I'm being a single dude forever. Murder? I need purple guy out of my sight, and that's final.
Shadow Bonnie: It's really disgusting to see that the toys are interested in each other, even though they are the same gender... I need to kill them. Umm, marry, you ask? Probably my shadow partner. No, that's wrong..
Springtrap: You remember that one dare, don't you? When Golden Freddy told my secret on Instagram? Yeah, that's right. Toy Chica. Murder? Um, I don't know, Vincent, perhaps? Yeah.
Mike: Marry Jeremy, but I can't do Doll, so yeah, Jeremy, and that's final. Sorry JcperezLOL with the Jeremike. Murder Vincent and Toy Chica. The reason why I didn't say Balloon Boy is because I like to watch him suffer >:)
Jeremy: N-No choice b-but Mike, t-that dare couldn't m-make me ch-choose anyone e-else. B-But if I c-could c-choose a g-girl to p-pick.. *sigh* S-Sailor Moon...
Fritz: Sirena! Yeah, that's right. And I would kill all those game haters in this world.. They must learn a lesson to live life the right way.. VIDEO GAMESSSSS
Scott: Well, you know I'm like dead inside, but I would definitely marry my online date. I don't really know her name, but I know she is a really good person.. Murder Vincent, I need payback.
Vincent: Marry everyone, kill everyone 8D
Pumkin: Marry my IPad, if that's even possible.. Kill Piderman I MUST!!!
Well that's all folks! See ya!
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