Ed, Edd n Eddy Unite: Warriors Of The Wild

Chapter One

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Chapter one: A new threat

We come to a small land known as Peach Creek. This land contains a Cul-De-Sac with extraordinary inhabitants. Three teens about seventeen years old walk to the local junkyard. The three teens have very distinct features.

One has long, black hair, which sticks up at three points; a yellow jacket with a single, vertical red stripe; blue jeans with a wallet chain; and red shoes. His sapphire eyes glisten. He is mildly short and the shortest one of the group. His name is Eddy McGee.

Another teen has orange, moderately spiky hair. He wears an olive-green jacket, T-shirt with red and white horizontal stripes underneath, blue jeans, and onyx tennis shoes. His turquoise eyes pan about. He is the tallest one of the trio. His name is Ed Hunter.

The remaining one wears a glistening obsidian cap that covers his grey hair. He has a long, red, short-sleeve T-shirt and black jeans. His emerald-green eyes scan about analytically. His height is roughly the average of the two other boys'. His name is Eddward Jackson, but he prefers to be called Double D on account of his name.

"Double D, can I see those blueprints again?" Eddy asks, grinning.

Edd reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small, blue piece of paper folded neatly into a square. He relinquishes the paper to Eddy. Eddy unfolds it and smiles. It is blueprints for an underground hideout for him and his friends. It contains everything they desire: a computer room, a gaming room, a dining room, a living room, and a study. It has taken them over eight months for them to build, and they are finally going to complete it today.

"Beautiful, isn't it?" Edd asks, smiling serenely.

"Yeah, our own hideout. This is going to be sweet!" Eddy replies, tossing the unfolded blueprints to Edd. Edd starts to refold the blueprints until Ed snatches them up to read them.

"Will this be like our own Batcave, Double D?" Ed asks goofily. Edd smiles at his friend's excitement.

"Indeed, Ed, this will be our own personal hideaway; we can use it to finish our homework or work on science pro…" 

Eddy, slapping Edd upside the head, interrupts him. "Get real, Double D. This hideout is good for one thing and one thing only: getting *away* from school and school work," Eddy walks ahead of his friends as Edd rubs his cheek. "Besides, it's summer vacation, the season of relaxation."

When they reach the junkyard, they look around, scanning the area. They walk over to a purple van with hotrod flames and a teardrop painted on its side. Eddy walks to its back and opens the doors. Inside are two back seats, a waterbed, and a shag carpet. Edd walks inside first. He removes the shag carpeting, revealing a numbered keypad. Edd types in a number algorithm that causes the water bed to lift up. Under the water bed is an elevator lift. The three teens walk into the elevator. Ed closes the van doors behind him. Eddy pushes the down button inside the elevator, causing it to go down. After a few minutes, the elevator reaches its destination. The elevator doors open to reveal a bachelor pad, customized to each Ed’s preference.

On the right is a 3-foot-wide by 5-foot-tall computer screen with a keyboard extending the length of the computer screen. On the left are three desks with individual items corresponding to the Eds’ personalities. Ed's desk has a stack of zombie comic books; Edd's desk has scientific magazines on it; Eddy's desk has multiple nude magazines. In the center are three beanbag chairs in front of a 25-inch plasma screen television. The beanbag chairs are colored; one red, one yellow, and one green. The hideout already appears finished except for one issue: the power relay. They couldn't find an energy source that was silent, clean, and wouldn't drain the entire town’s energy supply.