DORK DIARIES: BRANDON ROBERTS

Crazy Burger!

June 4, Thursday

Today after school was my date with Nikki. I was so excited, I couldn't wait for 3 pm. Today at school, I tried talking to Nikki today, but MacKenzie kept butting in on our every conversion. I got tired of her butting in on every conversation that, I eventually stopped trying to talk to Nikki. Today when school was over I couldn't wait to get home so that I could get dressed. But when I was exiting the school, I saw MacKenzie talking to Jessica and when I passed them MacKenzie turned around and smirked at me like she knows what I'm going on a date with Nikki. I was kind of scared of MacKenzie knowing that I'm going on a date with Nikki. But I just walked passed them. Sometimes I think that a mountain lion is cuter than MacKenzie and that mountain lion has a better personality. But I managed to put MacKenzie out of my mind. When I got home, I took a quick cold shower and put on my best clothes and went to the crazy burger. It was 20 minutes later and Nikki never showed up. So I finally texted Nikki.

Brandon: Hey Nikki. Where r u? U were supposed to show up 20 min ago.

Nikki: OMG!!! I'm so sorry Brandon. I totally forgot about our date!

Brandon: NIKKI!!! I've been waiting for u forever. Where are u?

Nikki: I'm so sorry Brandon. I was walking home after school today and really thinking about our date until MacKenzie and Jessica walked up to me and invited me to the go to the carnival with them. I was so excited that they actually invited me that I totally forgot about our date. Please don't be mad. How about another date? Please......

Brandon: OMG Nikki. You would rather go to the carnival with some stuck up snobs than being on a date with me. Also, don't you remember them being mean to you and calling you a dork? You are such an idiot Nikki. Don't text me back.  

So that's how my "perfect" date went today. I really really hate MacKenzie and her stupid friend!  I hope tomorrow is better. And I really hope I don't run into any of them.