DORK DIARIES: BRANDON ROBERTS

Easy as CUPCAKES!

Random Picture! They looked good that's why! Anyways so sorry for not updating for a long time and so I'm updating it right now. Hope ya'll enjoy!  Thanks XD

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I wanted to play a prank on Brandon, but, I didn't know what to do. I could do something really easy but I want this to be something he would remember for a long time. I need to leave a mark that he will remember for a long time. 

The food we ordered came and we started to eat. I Was still thinking what prank I should play Brandon. I was eating quietly and listening to the girls talk. They were talking about hair and how using hair dye all is bad. That's it. I know what prank we should play on Brandon.

 "MacKenzie, do you have any hair dye?" I asked my mind already thrilling with the excitment. 

   "Yea, I got blue, pink, red and green." She replied her eyes wondering what I was going to do.

   "Okay I need you to bring them on Monday to school." I said smiling of what I was going to do.

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Right now we are hiding out in the school bathroom. As we were hiding out here, I explained my plan to my friends. The plan was to get Brandon's hair to look like he went to a bad experienced hair saloon or something.     

I never used hair dye so I don't know how to use it at all. But the hair dye MacKenzie brought was like spray Paint, so it was easy to work with. We took the cap off the bottle and poured all the color into the small bucket we brought along as well. 

Next we added some water, but not too much so it became runny but the right amount of water and we didn't stir it or it will all get mixed up and we want all the colors to show. Next we set the bucket up on the door in the news paper room.   

Brandon always comes to school early to work on the newspaper, so it was the perfect chance to get his hair dyed. Now all we need to do was wait. OH! Did I mention that the dye doesn't come off for a month! Isn't that perfect? 

I have to admit that, I do feel kind of bad about doing this to Brandon. No one deserves this but I guess, I'm still pretty mad about what he did to me. And besides this was a dare. SO I have to do it or my friends will call me too chicken to do it! I didn't have a choice. Or Did I? Either way I'm getting my payback. 

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  "Try not to laugh you guys." I said as I tired to hide my giggles. 

We saw Brandon and he went to the office like he always does to get the keys for the newspaper room. We were all excited to see what would happen. We finally saw Brandon walk out of the office and the last person we wanted to see was with him.

It was his-so-called-girlfriend, that's who. They both were going to walk in together. This was even better! Getting 2 people at the same time. MacKenzie, Chloe and Zoey seemed to think so to. Now the "Happy" couple could be happy together with totally ridiculous hair! She deserves this more then Brandon because she stole him from me. 

They unlocked the door and opened it and walked in together and KABOOM! The bucket fell on them both. And his-so-called-girlfriend screamed so loud that I think I heard the windows crack. Hey I'm not trying to be mean. I did hear something crack so it could've been glass cracking. 

They both looked so surprised and shocked and totally ridiculous together! And get this..... their hair was totally dyed alright! It was totally a hilarious sight to look at. Their hair was covered with different colors. OMG! 

Brandon looked like he was mad and looked ready to explode. He walked away leaving his-so-called-girlfriend alone looking like a complete disaster. Brandon probably left to wash the colors off. Too bad it won't come off. AND for his girlfriend she just literately left school. She just ran out the school doors. 

 We saw the janitor cleaning up the mess we created and we decided to help him out. Besides it wasn't fair that we made the mess and he has clean it up. We all were grinning ear to ear. Their hair is going to be the talk of the school for another couple of weeks or so. Our plan worked and right now I'm doing my happy dance right now!

I'M SO HAPPY! SQUEEZE!  : ) 

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Hay Ya'll! I'm so sorry that this chapter was so short and boring. But this is what I could come up with because I'm working on a another Dork Diaries, and I can't think anything exciting to happen in this book. ANYWAYS I hope ya'll enjoyed! Thanks!  : )  

                                                                 love, Anusika :)