Michael fucking lied to me!
Okay, so I'm sitting in my room listening to Mrs.All American, and Michael says 'open your door pucker up and I'll kiss you well'
So... I DID THAT!
I opened my door, puckered up, but he didn't kiss me well...OH NO!
He didn't kiss me at all!!
I feel like crying!
Are my lips to full for you?!
Are you afraid of going black??
Cus you won't go back?!!
I even relocated from New York...not a month ago but still!!
I waited for you Michael!!
I was waiting for you at the door!!
The damn door Clifford!!
But it's okay Bae, I'll come to your house and pucker up, and I'll kiss YOU well...
Lol no guys....I posted something like this in my 5sos book, but with different words...this is for a good laugh and anybody who's having a bad day...but I did relocate from New York on the real low...and yes I opened my door and puckered up, but still...
Hey! At least I didn't cheat on my imaginary boyfriend of a husband!!
He didn't kiss me! I luv you Matthew!!
Hehe..
-Mrs.Espinosa
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