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-you go on Shannon Beveridges podcast
-you are currently dating Emily Fan (known as Not even Emily)
"Morning baby!"
You are woken up by your girlfriend, Emily attacking your face with kisses.
"Mmm!"
You put a pillow under your head.
"Baby, I know you don't want to get up but you have to. You have that podcast ep today with Shannon."
"Ugh! Fine!"
You take a quick shower and you get changed. You put on some dark maroon Nike Air Jordan's to pair off your striped Ralph Lauren short sleeved shirt and semi baggy jorts. You clip on your carabiner that has your keys on it.
You say goodbye to your Japanese bobtail cat, Muta.
(named after a character from the Studio Ghibli movie The Cat Returns)
You grab your golden retriever Dug and his stuff for the day. Emily would leave today and wouldn't be able to watch Dug for you.
You give Emily a quick peck on the lips before you head out into the scorching hot LA sun.
You put on your Ray Bans sunglasses and your black Nike SnapBack hat that has 'relaxation' written in Japanese. It's funny because you're the least relaxed person.
When you and Dug get to your Porsche Macan EV, you take out your Sony vlogging camera and attach it to your tripod that's safely secured on the dashboard. You hit the record button right before you start driving.
"Hey, y'all! It's Y/n with a new video. I got ma boy Dug with me today. We have quite a day today. I'm gonna hang with Claudia for a little bit and then I'm collabing on a podcast with Shannon Beveridge. You guys shouldn't have to wait for it to come out that long."
We decide to take a pit stop at Chipotle's on the way to Claudia and Finneas' place. I get some beef tacos and a Pepsi drink. I also get Claudia a rice bowl with all of her favorite toppings. Since I have Dug with me in the car along with food, I end up having to attach him to one of the seat belts in the back so he wouldn't be able to eat the food.
Once I arrive I call up Claudia.
"Ay, Sulewski! Imma need your help gettin the food inside. I got Duggie with me. Love ya girl!"
I hear Claudia let out a sigh before she hangs up on me.
Once the two of us are in the house along with Dug, we get into the food. I let Dug have half of one of my beef tacos."
