The not so serious version.
Aries- Makes themselves the leader but always lead people in trouble. (Geez)
Taurus- Complains about having to eat canned food.
Gemini- Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby.
Cancer- Gets shit done but complains they have to do everything.(Then why don't you, you know, NOT do everything)
Leo- Constantly upset by the face that their hair is oily. (You sir have the rights to complain)
Virgo- Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant. (Hey, good hygiene is the key to a good living.)
Libra- Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood.
Scorpio- Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt. (good point)
Sagittarius- Must prove that they can kill the most zombies.
Capricorn- Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent.
Aquarius- Starts daydreaming then gets bit.
Pisces- Cries (there there?)
