The Signs Pick-Up Lines

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Aries- 'Are you the sun because damn your frickin' hot'

Taurus- 'I'd give up sweets if I could have a piece of that ass'

Gemini- 'You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop'

Cancer- 'Love me I'm cute'

Leo- 'We would take such cute couple selfies' *wink wink*

Virgo- 'You're perfect and amazing and you seem really cool and we should talk more and now I'm rambling just make out with me'

Libra- 'If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd pud U and I togenther'

Scorpio- 'You're hot let's fuck'

Sagittarius- 'Hi'

Capricorn- 'Shut up and kiss me. Please.'

Aquarius- 'You plus me sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g'

Pisces- 'Do you like cuddling?'

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