Aries- Loud, sloppy, sexual (oh my!), prone to doing stupid things.
Taurus- Is way too happy and tells everyone they look pretty.
Gemini- Risk-taking, sexual, flirtatious. (I have a bad feeling about this)
Cancer- Tells bad jokes, very loud and flirtatious, then gets really weepy.
Leo- the king/queen of sloppy drunks, slurs, vomits on people, falls own a lot.
Virgo- Is either REALLY LOUD or gets quieter and quieter until they pass out.
Libra- Extremely flirtatious, overly-friendly, basically themselves except x10.
Scorpio- Gets hella turnt up and fun, then ends up crying about their love life and then passes out.
Sagittarius- Loud and risk-taking, possibly an angry drunk.
Capricorn- Is really good at hiding the fact that they're drunk...until they puke on your shoes.
Aquarius- Super weird, super hilarious, does a whole lot of stupid shit.
Pisces- Huggy and nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or possibly angry.
Note: No matter what sign you are DO NOT GET DRUNK I repeat, do not get drunk! People do stupid shiz when they get drunk.
