5sos Preferences and Imagines

He's Drunk

Ashton: You waited in your apartment for Ashton to text or call or SOMETHING. The guys had picked him up four hours ago to go to a party thing for the launch of their new tour and he still wasn't back. You suddenly heard 'Somewhere In Neverland' echo through the empty space and knew it was Ashton.
"Hello?" You answered. In the background, you could hear laughter and talking until Ashton spoke up.
"Baaabe! The party is hopping and they didn't care if we drank or not so now...now..." He trailed off with a burp.
"I'm glad you had fun, sweetie," you laughed as you heard Ashton get another drink. "Who's driving you home?"
"Michael...I think..." He giggled.
"Ashton, be ca-" but as you were about to finish, you heard a glass crash.
"Sorry sir!" Ashton said hurried. "Babe, I knocked over our manager...gimme a sec." Some rustling could be heard before Ashton came back on. "Babe, babe, babe! I just ate caviar! It tastes like shit!" "It probably tastes like shit because you just ate plant soil, Ashton," Luke said from the background. "Give me the phone."
And Luke came on. "Y/N, we'll have him home soon." And the phone went dead. Well...the was most interesting phone call you have ever had. And you barely said anything.

Calum: Calum finally came home from the studio and wanted nothing but a nice beer...or six. By the time you came home from work, Calum was slouched on the couch, eyes glassed and the beer bottles on the coffee table.
"Babe?" You said as an attempt to get his attention.
"Y/N! BABY YOU'RE HOME!" He all but shouted. You giggled and knew he was completely hammered.
"Did you have fun at work?" He asked. You shook your head and began to walk away before he got up and grabbed your wrist. "I wanna kiss you," he said like a five year old. "You're so pretty." You two sat on the couch and he began to sloppily kiss your neck.
"Don't you think you want a nap?" You suggested.
"No! I just need..." And he reached to undo your belt but fumbled. "Just...give...me..a second!" He begged as he struggled. You sighed and just sorta sat there. Any minute now...any minute. You felt something hit your shoulder and looked over to see Calum with eyes closed and light snores coming from his mouth. You giggled and pushed him off you before you laid him on the couch with a blanket. Yep, every time.Michael: "YOU ASSHOLE!" You screamed as you walked towards the car. Michael trailed closely behind you.
"IM THE ASSHOLE? YOU'RE THE ONE LETTING STRANGERS WHO HAPPEN TO BE MALE ALL BUT HAVE SEX WITH YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" He yelled back.
You sighed and grabbed Michael's keys from him. "Michael, stop. You're drunk, I'll drive."
"No! I'm fine!" But he stumbled as he made his way to the driver's door. You pushed him out of the way and got in.
"Get in the passenger side or find another way home."
"It's MY car!"
"Not when you're drunk and angry." He pouted and got into the passenger side. The entire ride, you and Michael went back and forth. "You jerk! It's fine when girls throw themselves at you but oh no, when I get the tiniest amount of male attention you go all caveman..."
"Those girls are my fans! And don't fucking call me a caveman! You're mine! No matter how bitchy you get, you'll always be mine!" He slurred. You pulled up to your place and got out, then went to help Michael.
"Sleep on the couch," you snapped as you put him there and then went upstairs. Michael tried to climb the stairs but always stumbled back on the first step. You hoped to god his hang over was bad in the morning.Luke: You had just woken up for school when you heard your phone beep.
Luke: bave! Babe!
You: hey
Luke: Its 13am! We r habin s partu!
You: you seem to be having fun lol
Luke: I AM!!! BUT CALUB WON'T LET MEHABE MOREE TO DRUNK!
You: good haha
Luke: WOw babe, you won't believe tgis but the sun is up RIGHT NOW! IN THR MUDDLE OF THE NIGHT! Y
ou: Whaaa? Lol
Luke: YEAH! It's like...bIg!!!!!! Like Calum's biceps!! Or his butt! You: Luke I think you need a nap.
Luke: NOOOO
You dialed Ashton's number. "Shit, he got outside," Ashton quickly said as he saw Luke run down the street. "Call you when we he him. CALUM! MICHAEL! CODE LUKE!"