Ask the demigods 2

The Talk Show- 7K Special

The Stage
Leo: Good morning and welcome back Illusionists to another episode of:
Everyone: ASK THE DEMIGODS 2!!!
Ryan: Today we will be answering some really short questions... But there's a lot of them so... Get ready!!!
Calypso: So... The first question we have today is asked by LunaAnnabethRoseJada .
*Audience makes the air bubble with excitement*
Reyna: Welcome to the stage Luna!
LunaAnnabethRoseJada : Thanks!
Nico: So Luna, what question will you be asking us today?
LunaAnnabethRoseJada : Have any of you heard of Hogwarts?
Piper: Yes!!!
Annabeth: Of course!!!
Percy: Thanks to Annabeth.
Jason: And Piper...
Percy: Dude... She made me read all the books and watch all the movies!!!
Jason: Same here, they were really boring...
Percy: True.
Hazel: Ummm... Does Hogwarts have to do with this Harry Potter guy?
Frank: Yeah.
Hazel: Then I have no idea what Hogwarts is ☺️.
Frank: Hogwarts is a place for Wizards and Witches from all around the world to learn to-
Leo: -Put on a really fake British accent???
Frank: Ummmm... No...
Ryan: A place for fangirls like Piper and Annabeth to be contained?!?!
Piper and Annabeth: RYAN!!!
Frank: No... It's a-
Shadow:-Place where Demigods can learn to control their powers???
Frank: Closer... But no.
Reyna: A place where Wizards and Witches can learn to conjure different aspects of magic?
Frank: No! I mean Yes! I mean- UGHHH!!!
Reyna: So yeah... I've heard of it 😊.
Echo: Me too!!!
Leo: So me, Shadow, and Ryan haven't heard of it correct?
Ryan: Nah... I've heard of it...
Leo: Shadow???
Shadow: Nope...
Leo: Yay!!! I'm not lonely!!!
Hazel: How about me?!?!
Leo: You don't count since your from the eighties...
Hazel: Le-Leo...
Frank: Hey Matchbox!
Leo: Who me?!
Frank: Yeah you...
Leo: What?
Frank: Why'd you make Hazel cry?
Leo: She isn't crying though...
Frank: But she's crying on the inside.
Leo: (-_____-)
Frank: Whale (Well) why are you silent?!?
Ryan: Bad joke alert...
Reyna: So anyway... Yeah... I've read the books, so I've heard of Hogwarts...
Nico: Nope, not at all.
Readnuggets : Yep! Definitely.
emuisaollie : Me too.
Calypso: Never heard of it.
Thalia: Me neither.
Ryan: Ok ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our next question!
Leo: It's another one from LunaAnnabethRoseJada .
*Audience bursts into a round of applause*
Piper: Step right up Luna!
LunaAnnabethRoseJada : Ok, so this one's for Ryan: Can you do a Solangelo one-shot????
Ryan:*Serious voice*No... No I can't...
Shadow: Ummm.... Ok....
Leo: Anyway Illusionists... Onto our next questioner!
Ryan: Next up we have Dragon_Rider28 !!!
*Audience explodes into tons of cheering*
Hazel: Come on up Dragon!
Dragon_Rider28 : Thanks! Thoughts on Pernico, Jasico, Jeyna, and Perachel.
Ryan: Ok let's take this on one by one:
Pernico
Leo: Noooo!!!
Annabeth: Never!!!
Nico:*Silently cries in the corner*
Percy: No... Just no...
Reyna: Nope.
Calypso: Awwww, Nico admired Percy as a kid? That's kinda cute!
Ryan:👿😱😲😳 You did not just say that...
Calypso: And what if I did?
Ryan: You don't wanna do this...
Calypso: Oh yes I do...
*Ryan and Calypso start World war 3*
Everyone else: NO!!!
Jasico
Ryan: Well maybe they cou-
Nico: NO!!!! AND IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG THEM DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS AND OPEN THE DOORS OF DEATH AND CHAIN THEM TO THE GROUND SO THEY CAN'T MOVE SO THEY LOSE ALL HOPE OF ESCAPING AND EVEN THOUGH THE CHANCE OF ESCAPING IS SO CLOSE, BUT THEY WILL PERISH, I SAID PERISH!!! AND I'LL BE WATCHING AND LAUGHING MOCKINGLY WHILE EATING FRENCH FRIES!!!
Leo: Why French fries?
Nico: BECAUSE THEY ARE AWSOME!!!!
Jason: Harsh much?
Ryan: NEXT!
Jeyna
Reyna: Same as Nico 😈.
Ryan: NEXT!!!
Perachel
Annabeth: If anyone says a word I will crush their souls with celestial bronze and Stygian Iron...
Percy: (-_____-)
Frank and Leo: Whale that's unfortunate XD.
Shadow: Onto the next question!
Leo: Our next Questioner is....
*Drumrole*
Ryan: KuroMagi !!!
*Bubbles of applause*
Reyna: Welcome to the stage Kuro!!
KuroMagi : Thanks! Has Leo ever gone philosophical on you guys?
Leo: NO!!!
Hazel: Well there was this one time when-
Leo:*Erupts into flames* THIS BOY IS ON-
Hazel: NO!!! Please don't... I'm sorry!!!
Leo:*Extinguishes fire* Good...
Echo: Next question!!!
Ryan: This time emuisaollie will be asking the question
*Massive Cheers from the crowd*
Thalia: Welcome to the stage ollie!!!
emuisaollie : Thanks! Leo: Do you ever think of Echo? And Percy: I'm your sister!
Percy: Yay!!! Finally a sibling!!!
Ryan: Dude... She's been here for a month... You didn't know she was your sister?!?!
Percy: Nope.
Leo: Real dull... And sometimes I-
Calypso: LEONARDO VALDEZ!!!!
Leo: Don't think about her... Yeah... That's what I was going to say 😓.
Echo: (-_____-)
Ryan: Whale Leo... You shouldn't have done that...
*Joke clash*
*Immense laughter*
Thalia: Next question!!!
Leo: This next question is more of a statement.
Ryan: Welcome up @zbreezyawsum !
@zbreezyawsum : I fear oblivion.
Leo: Me too my friend, me too.
Ryan: We all do, I mean... Who doesn't?
Nico: Me.
Frank: Ooookkk... Onto the next question.
Ryan: So the next questioner is...
Leo: Crazy-Hetalian !!!
*Fireworks of cheers*
Echo: Welcome onto the stage Hetalian.
Crazy-Hetalian : Thanks! To the seven, Nico and Reyna: What's your favorite color?
Ryan: Light Blue.
Leo: She didn't ask you.
Ryan: I don't really care.
Leo: Ok then, Redish orange.
Piper: Pink!
Jason: Neon Green.
Percy: Bluuuuuue.
Ryan: (-______-)
Percy: Whale why'd you do that?
Annabeth: Gray.
Frank: Yellow?
Leo: Like a bumble bee!!!!
Ryan: No! Like killer honey bee 😈.
Frank: (-_____-)
Leo and Ryan: Whale what did we say wrong?
Hazel: Brown.
Reyna: Orange.
Nico: Black.
Percy: The usual...
Echo: Onto the next question...
Ryan: And the next questioner is...
*Drumrole*
Leo: deviant_alpaca !!!
*Tremendous Applause*
Echo: Welcome to the stage Alpaca!
deviant_alpaca : Thanks! Who sings better?
Leo: Me!
Percy: No me!
Leo: No I'm the best!!!!
Percy: Prove it!
Leo: THIS BOY IS ON FIRE!!!!
Percy: NOOOO... OK! OK! YOUR THE BEST SINGER!
Leo: Told you so.
Percy: (-______-)
Leo: Whale what's wrong with my singing?
Calypso: Anyway onto the next and final question.
Leo: And the final questioner is....
Ryan: @CrashandBurn1225 !!!!
*Mountainous cheers*
Annabeth: Welcome to the stage Crash!
@CrashandBurn1225 : Thanks! To the ten: Favorite PC game?
Ryan: Ok so the ten are: Percy, Annabeth, Piper, Jason, Hazel, Frank, Leo, Calypso, Nico and Reyna- Bu-But- I- I'm not there...
Leo: *Jumps behind table and stuffs ears with wax* Take cover he's gonna blow!!!!
Ryan: HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED IN THE QUESTION IM THE WRITER HERE AND WITHOUT ME THIS STORY WOULDN'T EVEN EXIST SO I MUST BE INCLUDED IN THE QUESTION OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO WIP-
Fans: RYAN!!
Ryan: WHAT?!
Fans: You're fired.
Ryan: Bu-But who's gonna write the story?
Fans: Nico.
Nico: YES!!!!
Leo: Anyway Illusionists...
Calypso: This was our 7K special!
Nico: I will now write the story my way!!!
emuisaollie : Read...
Annabeth: Comment...
Calypso: Vote...
Jason: Follow...
Hazel: And become an Illusionist today!!!!
Frank: So Illusionists we have reached 7,000 reads!!!
Leo: I can't even count that far!!!
Nico: Chicken nuggets...
Piper: So thanks everyone for staying with us the whole way through.
Calypso: Stay tuned for Nico's first chapter!
Annabeth: Thanks for reading and of course....
Everyone: CYPHER!!!!!!!
Leo: Huge cookie that's gonna take over the world goes to everyone who was mentioned in this chapter.
Calypso: (::::::::::::)
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Calypso and Leo: CYPHER!!!