Ask the demigods 2

Breathing life into the dead.

Leo: Hello? I'd like thirty six happy meals, all with apple juice-
Jason: Why's he ordering McDonald's?
Ryan: We need Nico to use his powers
Leo: Um, Nico... Would you like a boy toy or a girl toy? Or a mix between two.
Nico: Ooh! I want a-
Reyna:*glares*
Nico: What I meant is, I don't really care.
Leo: Um, do you have any toys for teenagers acting as babies? Yes? Great, I'll take 35 of those and one boy toy.
Frank: What's the boy toy for?
Leo: Um... They have finding Nemo toys now so I just wanted-
Calypso:*places hands on hips* Leonardo Valdez, did you just mock Nico for wanting a toy but go on to order one for yourself?
Leo:But he didn't order a toy! He ordered 36 toys!
Piper:*chuckles* Hypocritical Leo...
Nico: Yeah! What if I want a finding Nemo toy too?
Reyna: Really?
Nico: I mean... I don't, but what if I did?! *whispers* Get me one and I'll make them stop.*
Leo: Sorry, I want two finding Nemo toys and 34 teenagers acting like children toys.
Jason: Really?
Frank: Wow...
Hazel: Anyway... demigods_rule55 asks:"If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?"
Ryan: You get a cookie.
Annabeth: Well that was... Dry.
Ryan: And straight to the point.
Percy: It's a blue cookie by the way!

Leo: Anyway... Me, Ryan and Nico have a surprise at the end for you guys.
Percy: I will drown you again if it's a happy meal feast.
Ryan: Don't worry, it's not.
Piper: That's easy, Jason's mother.
Jason: Wow um, thanks Piper!
Piper:*winks* Don't sweat it Sparky.
Hazel: I'd bring Frank's grandma back.
Frank:*hugs Hazel* Thanks Hazel.
Hazel: No problem Frankie.
Calypso: The feels! They're too much! And now I'm probably gonna increase them by saying I'd bring Leo's mother back.
Leo:*Tears up* Y-you would?
Calypso: Yes, I would.
Annabeth: Wow, this is so sweet.
Percy: Yeah, well... I'd bring Bianca back.
Nico: Percy, you're not as big of a douche as I thought you were!
Percy: Thanks?
Nico: Well then, I'd bring back Hazel's mother.
Frank: Hey! I was gonna bring Hazel's mother back...
Nico: Too bad.
Hazel: You guys are amazing.
Frank: Ugh, I guess I'll have to bring Nico's mother.
Nico: Seriously?
Frank: Yeah...
Nico: I don't know what to say, thanks dude.
Frank: No problem.
Reyna: I honestly have no idea who to bring back, so I'll pass.
Jason: Um, I have no idea who to bring back either so I'll pass too.
Annabeth: And it's finally me, I'll bring back Bob.
*All the demigods explode from the feels.*
(After everyone recovers.)
Nico: Well, it's time for the surprise.
Leo: So the reason we bought the happy meals was because...
Ryan: We're gonna bring everyone you guys chose back!
Everyone:*blinks* We knew that.
Leo: You did?
Jason: Yeah, it was kinda obvious with the happy meals and death and Nico finally being in on something.
Ryan: Oh...
Calypso: Yeah.
Nico: Well let's bring everyone back!
Hazel: Yay!
Nico:*Throws all happy meals besides two into the sea* Suma lama duma lama youassumingimahumanwhat-
Frank: Nico, don't tell me that's the fast part of rap god...
Nico: Fine, I won't tell you.
Jason:*sigh* Just get on with it.
Nico:*Raises hands* Awaken!
Leo's mom: Woah! Where am I?!
Frank's grandma: Frank boy! Is that you?
Nico's mother: N-Nico?
Bianca: Nico? Is that you?
Hazel's mom: Hazel?!
Jason's mom: Jason! My son!
Leo:*Runs up to mom and hugs her*
Jason:*Runs up to his mom and hugs her*
Nico:*Hugs sister and mother*
Hazel:*Hugs her mother*
Ryan: Is anything remotely interesting going to happen?
Frank:*Hugs his grandmother*
Ryan: That's a no then?
Bob: Hello!
Percy: Bob!!!
Bob: Hey Percy, and Annabeth.
Annabeth: Bob! We missed you so much!
Bob: I missed you guys too!
Ryan: Well guys, sorry to end it so abruptly but I think we'll have to let them go now.
Nico: Why do we-
Hades: WHY ARE SO MANY SOULS LEAVING THE UNDERWORLD.
Nico: S-sorry dad, w-we just needed them for s-something.
Hades:*sighs* Just please return them as soon as you can.
Nico: O-okay dad.
Hades: I'm gonna go now.
Nico: G-goodbye!
Hades: Farewell.
Ryan: Bye everyone!
*Ghosts dissolve into thin air.*
Calypso: Leo and his mother were so cute!!!
Piper: And so were Jason and his mother! She looks so different than when she was at that hill!
Leo: That was the best feeling ever.
Everyone: Awwwww!!