Ask the demigods 2

Nico's story

Percy: Hey Illusionists.
Annabeth: Today we'll be answering a question asked by @I_Am_totally_not_Nico_Di_Angelo.
Thalia: Hey! Where is everyone?!
Nico: I fired them all so it's just the people from the original series: Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Grover, Rachel, Tyson, Clarisse, Chiron (When he's available), Reyna and me.
Clarisse: But Mayor of lonelyville, Reyna isn't from the original series.
Nico: I don't care.
Chiron: Ok young demigods, what is the question?
Rachel: Ummmm... At least I'm here, so @I_Am_Totally_Not_Nico_Di_Angelo asks: Nico: Do a one shot of you eating 296,274,628,174,510,363 McDonalds Happy Meals.
Grover: That name sounds fishy.
Tyson: Nico is gonna do a one-shot! Yay!
Nico: So... Here it goes.
At McDonalds
Nico sat on an empty table.
Nico got bored.
Nico went to the counter.
Nico ordered 296,274,628,174,510,363 happy meals.
Nico ate 296,274,628,174,510,353 happy meals.
Reyna walks through the door.
Nico kissed Reyna.
Reyna punched Nico.
Nico sat in the corner.
Nico cried.
Camp Half-Blood
Percy: Well that was unexpected.
Grover: Come on man! That wasn't even the proper way to do a one-shot.
Rachel: Those were more like a couple of statements than a one-shot.
Reyna: *Slaps Nico* Death Breath.
Nico: *Gets slapped* What was that for?!
Reyna: Eating too many Happy meals.
Clarisse: *Punches Nico* Really Master or stupidville, "Gets punched"?! You did not just write that...
Nico: *Gets punched* Yes... Yes I did...
Ryan: So Illusionists, we all now know about Nico's obsession with Happy meal, here's a little secret, Nico was served 296,274,628,174,510,363 but he only ate 296,274,628,174,510,353, TEN HAPPY MEALS MISSING!!!! Bianca anyone?
Reyna:*Gasp* Nico... Why are you still talking to the dead, I- I thought you would change...
Nico: But silver nuggets-
Reyna:*Shouts angrily* DON'T YOU SILVER NUGGETS ME!!!
*Percy, Grover and Ryan huddle*
*Talked in whispers*
Percy: Silver nuggets, that's a new one.
Ryan: Like the combo? Silver and gold nuggets?
Grover: I feel like eating a Pepsi.
Ryan: You mean drinking a Pepsi.
Grover: No... I eat the can.
Percy: What happens to the liquid?
Grover: It goes down with it.
Ryan: (-___-)
Percy: Whale what's wrong with eating aluminum.
Ryan: Tin actually.
Grover: Huh?
Ryan: Tin.
Percy: Say it louder!
Ryan: TI- Oh never mind, screw this.
*Normal voices with no huddle*
Chiron: LANGUAGE ILLUSION!!!
Nico: Your not supposed to be here anyway, get out now!!!
Ryan: You mean You're.
Annabeth: How do u know what he meant? They're both pronounced the same.
Ryan: I see words :)
Annabeth: Defies all sense of logic, but ok...
Ryan: So I lost my author powers but I didn't lose the power to-
*Ryan has been edited out of the story*
Nico: That should take care of him...
Percy: So we're done?
Ryan: Hewwo!
Nico: How are you doing this?!
Ryan: I am wanted for hacking into the pentagon files... Hacking into this story? Piece of cake...
Nico: What do you want anyway?
Ryan: To offer a truce.
Nico: And what is this truce?
Ryan: Gimme my story writing privileges back and I'll give you your own book to write on Wattpad.
Nico: Deal! Everyone pack up, we're going to Hawaii!
Ryan: Why Haw- Never mind, just do whatever you want.
*Everyone leaves*
Ryan: So guys we're back again!
Leo: Yay!
Ryan: So I'm not gonna give reasons as to why I took so long to update as you're probably not gonna read them.
Leo: And if you did you would be bored to death because no one likes excuses, except when they're using them 😈.
Ryan: Kids, make up excuses!
Leo: Yeah and Read this book!
Ryan: And Nico's!
Leo: Vote!
Ryan: Comment!
Leo: Follow!
Ryan: And become an Illusionist today!
Ryan: Cookie goes to Leo for no reason at all, because (If you haven't already guessed) @I_Am_Totally_Not_Nico_Di_Angelo is not a real person, it was actually Nico...
Leo: Thank captain obvious!
Ryan: No problem Blazing Skittles!
Leo: So thanks for Reana guys, and of course...
Ryan and Leo: CYPHER!!!!!