Percy: Hey everyone we-
Leo: Hey everyone, it's your captain speaking, today your should expect an argument with the gods, Percy's daily stupidity and Athena's love for Percy...
Athena: VALDEZ!!!
Calypso: You should also expect Leo getting into trouble again...
Jason: So anyway onto the question.
Hazel: _FANGlRLS_ asks: Percy: "If all the villains including Kronos and Gaea were to attack earth and Annabeth died would you kill yourself to be with her or fight to avenge her?"
Piper: Oh, and Athena's gonna judge.
Percy:...
Reyna: Hey! Where's Percy?
Percy:...
Frank: Probably in the water.
Percy:...
Nico: Nope.
Percy:...
Thalia: Then where is he?
Percy:...
Nico: In the stable glass room.
Percy:...
Jason: Well someone go get him!
Frank: We can live without him for a day...
Hazel: But we need him for the question!
Athena: PERSEUS JACKSON! YOU ARE TO COME HERE IMMEDIATELY!!!
Ryan: Hewwo.
Leo: Ryan! Where have you been.
Ryan: Fighting the scorpion of night with Shadow and Echo.
Shadow: He was 32 feet tall!!!
Echo: And he could control water.
Percy: Why didn't you call me?!
Annabeth: PERCY!
Percy: What?
Jason: Answer the question dude...
Percy: No
WARNING: Do not read past this point if you are faint-hearted, pregnant or have diabetes as murder of Blue cookies in the worst way possible.
Ryan:*Holds a plate of blue cookies over the water* Are you sure?
Percy: Positive.
Leo: *Takes a blue cookie and throws it into the sea* Still sure.
Percy: Yes.
Ryan: The plate is getting heavy!
Percy: You can't do this!
Leo: It looks like it's gonna slip.
Percy: NOOOOOO!!!!
Ryan:*Throws plate out into the sea* Whoops.
Percy:*Whimpers*
Leo: Answer!
Percy:*Whispers* No...
Ryan: Leo!
Leo: Yes?
Ryan: Get another plate of blue cookies.
Percy: FINE!! I'll answer the question.
*Ryan and Leo high-five*
Percy: Just don't ever throw any blue cookies into the water again!
Ryan: We'll consider it.
Hazel: Anyway now can you answer Percy?
Percy: Well, however much I would like to be with Annabeth if she dies, I also want to make sure that the person or thing that killed her will suffer, and to protect all my friends...
Leo and Ryan: We're your friends?!
Percy: No not you two.
*Leo and Ryan sing Broken Angels (Media)*
Athena: Wise choice Perseus...
Poseidon: That's an understatement, it's the best choice I have ever heard.
Athena: Then you must have not heard many choices...
All male gods of Olympus: Get rekt Poseidon!
Athena:*Smiles ever so slightly*
Poseidon: Was that a smile Athena?
Athena: What makes you think I don't smile?
Poseidon: I've never seen you smile...
Ryan: Hewwo!
Apollo: Hewwo!
Leo: Hewwo!
Ryan: You will be sued in under 24 hours for copyright violation.
Apollo: Oh yeah? You and what lawyer?
Ryan: Hermes 😈
Hermes:*Takes out suitcase* Lawsuit time!
Leo: Well I also have a Lawyer.
Ryan: And who exactly is your lawyer?
Apollo:*Slams suitcase on a desk and deepens voice* It's time to crack the case...
*Ryan and Hermes and Leo and Apollo continue fighting in court.*
Jason: What else would you expect from Leo and Ryan.
Percy: Leo+Ryan+Apollo=Disaster/end of the world.
Annabeth: Percy that is an unbalanced equation it should be more like: Leo+Ryan+Apollo=Gaea x Kronos x The end of the world.
Piper: Yay Maths!
Frank: So anyway Illusionists.
Reyna: We're really sorry we haven't updated in a while.
Random fan: Cough Three months Cough
Will: We'll also have two new demigods in the next chapter!
Nico: Where'd you come from?
Piper: So stay tuned...
Nico: Why does everyone ignore me?!
Hazel: Read...
Nico: Forever alone guy...
Calypso: Comment...
Nico: Seriously?
Jason: Vote...
Nico:*sits in the corner*
Will: Follow...
Nico:*Cries*
Shadow: And become an Illusionist today!!
Frank: So thanks for reading and of course...
Everyone: CYPHER!!!!!!
Calypso: Cookie goes to...
Leo: _FANGlRLS_
Calypso and Leo: CYPHER!!!
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Ask the demigods 2
FanfictionAsk the demigods 2 is a sequel to ask the demigods by code_sharpie it is a fan-fiction and is not in any way associated with Rick Riordan who owns the characters. This book is a fan-fiction using the known personality of the characters from The seri...
