A mistake waiting to happen 😮💨
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Supa Strikas GOATs
Coach: Alright, listen up, team. This chat is for IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS ONLY. Do NOT spam. Do NOT send nonsense. Or else.
Twisting Tiger: bet
Cool Joe: bet
El Matador: bet
Klaus: bet
Blok: 🫡🔥⚽
Coach: I hate this team.
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Monday – 8:00 AM
Coach: Morning, team. Reminder: Training starts at 9 AM sharp. NO EXCUSES.
Twisting Tiger: cool joe already has an excuse lined up.
Cool Joe: Bro why u ate me I just woke up 😭
Twisting Tiger: ik u were gonna say “but my turntable broke 😭” or “but my new mixtape dropping 😭”
Cool Joe: first of all, rude. second of all, my new mixtape IS dropping, but I was gonna show up!!
Twisting Tiger: oh yeah? last time u were “showing up” u fell asleep on ur keyboard and accidentally sent ur song file to Uber.
Cool Joe: I WAS TIRED OKAY 😭
North Shaw: uber actually vibed to it tho. caught him listening to it.
Dancing Rasta: Focus, man.
Shakes: Yeah, let’s not start the day with chaos—
Klaus: gOoD mOrNiNg TeAm 🥰🥰🥰 HOW ARE YOU GUYS 😍😍
Twisting Tiger: no.
Cool Joe: no.
El Matador: NO.
Shakes: No.
North Shaw: no.
Blok: 🤖🚫
Klaus: wow… so much negativity in this chat 😞 i just wanted to spread some joy 😞
Coach: Klaus. Shut up.
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Monday – 9:05 AM
Coach: WHERE ARE YOU ALL? TRAINING STARTED 5 MINUTES AGO.
Shakes: uh
Twisting Tiger: uh
Cool Joe: uh
El Matador: uh
North Shaw: uh
Klaus: uh
Blok: 🏃💨💨💨
Coach: Oh, so you CAN type full words when you’re in trouble. Interesting.
Twisting Tiger: listen coach. we can explain.
Coach: You have 30 seconds.
Shakes: well. uhhhh.
Cool Joe: see, what had happened was—
North Shaw: we were debating if El Matador's hair was real or a wig.
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