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Finally kai goes inside the classroom and as he was the backbenture he enters the class in the second period it was the period of maths

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Finally kai goes inside the classroom and as he was the backbenture he enters the class in the second period it was the period of maths

(The maths teacher is writing equations on the board. The class is quiet, with students pretending to pay attention. Suddenly, the door creaks open, and in walks The Ultimate Backbencher, Kai—with his bag still on his shoulder, looking like he just woke up from a nap.)

Teacher: (turns around, arms crossed) "Well, well, well… Look who decided to join us! Mr. Kai, how generous of you to bless us with your presence."

Kai: (casually walks in) "mam, I was just giving the first period some time to settle down before making my grand entry."

Teacher: "Grand entry? This is a maths class, not a fashion show!"

Kai: "mam, but my life is a runway, and I'm just walking through it with confidence."

Teacher: "Oh, is that so? Then confidently walk to the principal’s office."

Kai: "mam but why? My love for education brought me here, not to the principal's office."

Teacher: "Oh really? Then tell me, what did we study in the first period?"

Kai: (thinking hard) "Umm… mam, I believe in living in the present. Let’s focus on this period."

Teacher: "Kai, why are you late? Tell me the truth."

Kai: (dramatically sighs) "mam, it’s a tragic story. My alarm clock and I had a disagreement. I wanted to sleep, and it wanted to wake me up. Unfortunately, I won."

Teacher: (facepalms) "Kai, I am warning you! One more excuse and I will…—"

Kai: "mam, actually, I was helping an old lady cross the road!"

Teacher: "Oh? Really?"

Kai: "Yes, mam! But then I realized, she was just waiting for a taxi."

Teacher: "Kai, take out your book and solve this equation on the board!"

Kai: (looks at the board, then at his bag) "Sir, my bag is still processing the information. It needs time to adapt."

Teacher: "Kai, before I process you out of this class, SIT DOWN!"

Teacher: "Kai, before I process you out of this class, SIT DOWN!"

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