How to be a bitch?

11 things about girls you need to know

ito ay basi sa nakikita ko, nababasa ko at basi din to sa isip ko. So chill! 11 things you need to understand about the female mind.

1. chocolate DOESN'T fix everything for us, but it does help.

2. Woman over analyse, EVERYTHING, which is why we cant let the "LITTLE THINGS" go.

3. we get attached easily, thats why when its just a "fling" it turns into a little more than that with women.

4. if a girls with you it's bc

-she is obsessed with you

-you're already in the friendzone

- we like you ( in a relationship )

- you want to fuck him (Hindi ko naman nila-lahat)

(sa nababasi ko lang naman yan, wag kang ma'apektuhan kung ni isa man lang jan)

5. being called or beautiful has more meaning than being called hot or sexy ( para sakin lang )

6. we LOVE to be a Fan girls like: youtubers, boy bands, hot guys and K-pop.

7. Grab your bitches its scenario time! ...

-may gusto ka sa isang babaeng nag nga-ngalang Sachi, si Sachi ay may kaibigang Kylie. Biglang sumulpot si Kylie at tinanung ka "do you like Sachi?"

ang pangyayari kasi, pinatanong lang ito ni Sachi kay Ashton so she could know your answer kasi nahihiya sya. Kahit wala o merun ka mang isasagot, yun at yun ang sasabihen ni Kylie kay Sachi. Now you're thinking "WHAT?! NO!! DON'T TELL HER THAT!!" Pero yung totoo ito, yung maganda kasi may magagandang chances na gusto ka din nya if kung hindi man titingnan ka nya o pa pakiramdaman ka nya in a different way, sasabiben ko sayo its a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. so its safe. Kung ako sayo sabihen mo nalang din yang nararamdaman mo. Take a chance.

8. your ex is a hoe, and any girl is a hoe after me is a downgrade

9. be yourself, girls already have enough drama with other girls, we dont need it with guys.

(But some of those pathetic bitches ginagawa nilang excuse yun para so kaawaan sila ng gusto nila. HINDI KO NI LAHAT)

10. one compliment can only last 5 mins, but an insult an last forever so becareful boys.

11. we are not always on our period; sometimes we just wanna slice your face off.

ayan! assignment for this week, is to invite as many new mini bitches into our family as you can .

wag kalimutam mag comment. sasagutin ko yan.

Lots of Love Leyaam ♥♥