How to be a bitch?

being a bitch 101

hello there mini bitches. I see day to day that my army mini bitches is growing. hoe are y'all ? you all should either comment or give me a follow XD sounds desperate right? haha whatever float my goat eh? anyways for this entry i will combine how to be a bitch and how to be come a bitch with out losing your friends... or i should write and realize that this entry is getting long. ( S/N: how i used the word bitch i do not mean the definition as in a female dog nor the slag word. this is frequently used as... )

first step: baby steps

if no one usually sees you as a bitch, wag ka basta basta mag de-decide para lang mapakita mo na bitch ka, grow into it this way people will think that you are done with their bullshit. This might be considered as a thing peru ang totoo MAGANDA ANG BUHAY LALO NA'T ALAM NG MGA TAO NOT TO MESS WITH YOU.

step two: finally you can be a bitch?

being a bitch is not about being a rude to everyone you see. ito ay dapat di ka matakot ano mang sabihen mo sa kanila,so being a bitch wag ka ding matakot kung ano nasa utak mo! pero make sure you really want this. Once you become one, you cannot take it back all the bitchyness you've done. Yes that is a word.

step three: understanding

you need to understand that either you want to be a bitch to everyone or no one. If you choose to do this to the ones you hate only, baka sasabak ka lang sa gulo pag nag kataon. Ang pagiging bitch ay hindi para maging makapangyarihan, famous at kung anu pa, ito ay para malaman nila kung ano ka, kung may bitchy attitude ka. Go labas mo yan wag kang two faced.

remember that, just because your nice to someone you hate to their face doesnt mean your a backstabber. It just mean your mature ( sometimes )

step four: why did you need to undersrand the others mind

to be a bitch, you cannot just play games with the opposites. Being a bitch, you need to understand that everyone will react differently.

step five: being a bitch

if someone is telling you lies, dont be afraid to ask more about it. Embarrass them, make them feel na di dapat sila mag sinungaling sayu.

example:

girl: hey *insert your name* o saw your mom the other day at the store!

you: Orily? Sa pagkakaalam ko hindi pumunta mama ko.

girl: uhm are u sure ?

you: it is my mom, I am very certain. why lie?

girl: i was not lying, maybe it was someone that looked like her.

you: yea, probably not.

OR

Either you do the point above or magpanggap ka na interesado ka sa mga sinasabi nila kahit alam mong nagsisinungaling sila.

example

sya: ( horrible lie ) barney is not a purple dinasour

you: Orily? i didnt know that tell me more.

sya: oh! he is orange

you: dang! that is sexy

The art of sarcasm comes in handy at this point. actually to become a bitch, sarcasm helps a lot.

of someone is pissing you off and wont stop. dont be afraid to tell them how to shut the fuck up the fuck off bc there mouth is so stink.

kung ayaw mo sa kanila wag kang matakot ipakita mo sa kanila. Wag mag pangap na gusto mo sila unless kasama sila sa grupo ng mga kaibigan mo. then kailangan mo maging mature para magustuhan mo sila then makakatulong ito para HINDI ka mawalan ng kaibigan.

step six: so? still want to be a bitch huh? ok then but you idiot do not lose your friends. okay!

be a bitch? go for it! but DO NOT under any circumstances betray the trust of your friends. They are the ones that stand by you no matter what. They are the ones who will be there once no one will speak to you. They are the ones that shall not be tormenated while you find yourself in this bitch world that we truly want to live.

step seven: now that know, you want to be a bitch

ngayong alam mo na ito dapat mong gawin, Lumabas ka sa lungga mong anghel anghelan o jan sa takot mo! ipakita mo sa kanila na kaya mo! BE A BITCH tandaan mo lang ng maagi WAG KANG MATAKOT kung anung sabihen ng utak mo pero mag iingat ka! mawala na kahit anu sayu wag lang kaibigan mo Losing your friends will be your regret.

what did i told to may so called "friend"
I told her to flip off. That is it because shes a wimp not a bitch.

anyways i was thinking kung gagawa baku panu maging sarcastic or one called paanu malalaman kung friend ay totoong kaibigan or frenemy. what do y'all think ?

bye for now my mini bitches

love lots your bitchy coach Leyaam