Lanis pov
I grabbed a Mountain Dew and opened it. I wasn't drinking tonight, I was the one driving. Everyone else on the other hand, they were crazy.
Hunter had tried to finger me at least 4 times tonight.
Olivia drew a face on her stomach, named it Phil, has tried to start an organization to save trees and use paper instead, made out with Mya, and made a unicorn out of macaroni.
Mya has been searching for bill cipher (she's sure that his "beautiful soul" is in this very party) and she made out with Olivia to see if she could suck the teeth out of her mouth.
Caryna had 4 beers then she saw marlison (Marlon and Allison) making out and she has been crying ever since then.
After 3 beers, Mara felt the deep urge to sit on the couch and contemplate the world and/or universe.
Alex has been trying to find nemo.
Hussaina went into the bathroom, admired her elbows for a bit, then fell asleep in the tub.
Ashly has been going around asking people if they wanna see her HUGE cock.
Tiffani won a dance battle with some sophomore and now she's trying to get into an argument with a group of seniors.
Marlon and Allison got it on in one of the bedrooms. It was loud.
I haven't even seen Sara all night until she ran up to me screaming PIGGY BACK RIDE PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!!!and knocked me over.
"Ur a terrible piggy, Lani." She said as she got off my back.
"WHERE IS TIFFANI AND OLIVIA?!"
"Over in the back yard with Luke." (Luke was Tiffani's super cute boyfriend everyone is jealous of her, but in a good way) "And don't scream."
She ran out the back door screaming I NEEDS A BETTER PIGGYYYYYY!!!
Olivia's pov
"TIFFANY" I whispered "WHERE DID ALL THE HAMSTERS GO?"
"What you should be wondering," she said "is where did they go... That's what you needs to be thinking in that pretty little drunk mind of yours,"
"That's literally what I just said,"
"GUYS!" Sara yelled. "WHO IS A GOOD PIGGYBACKER?"
Then Tiffani puked on my toenails.
"SUCH A VIBRATION" I said. I'm so clever. "Our girl tiff won a fucking DANCE BATTLE!"
Then everything got...fuzzy.
Lanis pov
I walked outside to find that Olivia passed out on the patio bench with puke on her feet.
"Ugh," i said,"two down."
I took her phone out of her hand and read all of the (horrifying) drunk texts. Why was I the only sober one here?
Then, Marlon and Allison came out to the patio. Either Allison didn't know that she had cum all around her mouth, or she wanted to keep it there for some strange reason.
"We needed some fresh air." Marlon said. "Olivia's dead?"
"Nah...I don't think so,"
"Well ok then," he said. "You know that unicorn Olivia made?"
"Yeah"
"Somebody got lotion all over it and is eating it in the bathroom right now." He paused."with Hussaina,"
Allison laid down by Olivia and gasped. "HER NAIL POLISH IS CUUUTE!" She said
"Yeah, that's her vomit," I said
"Nope," Tiffani said. "It's mine."
"Either way, it's cute." Then she fell asleep.
"Can't we just stay the night here?"I asked Marlon.
"No. We're not gonna sleep in this puke-infested house."
At 5am, I gathered everyone together and tied a plastic bag to each of their necks so their puke wouldn't get on the rental. I'm a genius.
"Oh my god." Hunter said, "LANI!"
"What's wrong?!" I said
"I fucking love you so much."
I sighed."I love you too."
