Thou' who shall be not named

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OK so here so heres another rant. Ive been writing this quite often. Im very pissed because my ipod shut off/lost internet connection so here is a second copy. No one likes to be around me when im in my violentness.

There is this guy named Carl (faux) who is all up in my grill 24/7. Here is a couple reasons why:

1. If im talking to someone else dont but in. ESPECIALLY if im talking about  my family. And if i feel happy i will explain to you my thoughts, dont chastise me about how  the other perso is right! You dont even live in my house. YOU live in the GHETTO! The SCIENCE PROJECTS!! IN THE HOOD! I hate you making assumptions.

2. Dont touch me. I wont hurt you. Today Carl lightly punched me to provoke me. i gave him a warning. He did it again. A kind of nice guy said "Dont hit girls Carl!". He did it again and... by now you know i have a violent streak. FAST FORWARD!!!!! I throw him a death glare and he says i have a terribly painful punch.

3. dont insult a girl if you want to get  with her friend. You call a group of girls FAT NOSES you deserve to be beaten the crap out of. You are freaking ugly so dont judge a group of girls. Ever heard of girls carrying around hot irons for hair? i dont but i know someone who does... just a thought. if your a guy and reading this well. Im not crazy psycho female dog. ok maybe a little. just kidding. no but seriously dont be a jerk. Even if your a girl, why would you call someone ugly?

4. Dont think that by making a joke after saying something insulting i will forgive you. Heres is some tough love though sweetie, you cant ignore your wrongs. FIx them. Say sorry, apologize. but if you apologize for every little thing your word means nothing. 

 Example. I start to talk tot someone else, you interrupt then you say sorry. Im reading, you walk over stop, i look up, stare then you start screaming about forgiveness and crap. My friends behind you....

Well i feel alot better now.  If you like this vote, comment, fan!

P.S.

IM not actually a ticking time bomb of feelings, i just hate being pushed around so i stand up and sometimes it leads to... But im a good fighter. im not cruel. i just hate to be bothered ask anyone. i hate to swear, im a very gentle person before you provoke. Please dont put links to anger management on my pages,

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