Chicken Soup for my Soul

3 Types of Annoying Women

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Mean People, they are so easy to find. Good people, to difficult to find. There are many different stages and forms on mean people i know of. Its a sad sad thing when the world is coming to this.

So what has prompted me to write this is the fact that respect and manners has seemed to be lost through my generation. Mainly teenager. Its not just us, oh no, its adults. Adults are the worse. But not just ADults but more specifically WOMEN. (FYI i am a female)

The first kind of adult i dislike and consider mean is the business mother. The one who is always tapping away on a blackberry for some meeting or planning an event. She loves her child to do well and will take full, and absolute credit. We all know this person. However, once the child falls below expectations, the whip is snapped down. She becomes an evil soul. This is so common it might as well be the common cold.

The second kind is the grandmas. The ones who treat their grandchildren like the heir to thrones and others like the scum on the bottom of their penny loafers. I don't mean those sweet and adorable grandmas who always say hi to you on your day to school or the ones who give you milk and cookies. i mean the ones who are snobby, rude and think they can get away with anything. I had an encounter with a horde of these recently. It is hard enough to think about having one of these creatures but to have a whole alliance of them.

The Story-

i was standing near the exit at an event when suddenly a rush of teenagers ran through the doors, into a wide open 'mingling room'. It was the night of their lives, not mine, but the others. After i saw girls in adorable, some slutty, but cute dresses and boys in their suits and tuxedos, i couldnt help but think how wonderful this is for them. Soon that thought was quickly swiped from my mind. Grandmas clinging onto their children's arms, dragging them to the floor shuffled in. How in the world will they climb the steps to their seats?

They suddenly all huddled together with others of their age and came towards where i was. i tried to leave, i tried. Man, those women are strong! I could swung, shoved and pushed every way. I almost swear i got a bruise from an elbow. Then they separated off to their grand children. i was safe... for now.

END

Yes, this sounds exaggerated, probably is but seriously i was moved from my spot by women seven times my age. imagine this happening twice in the same hour. Feel sorry? no? trust me, i could have gotten an arm broken.

The last is the protective stay at home mom. The ones who have raised the last of their children. the ages are all good so she doesn't need to baby them anymore. Being a stay at home mom means that they have free time. Most don't have hobbies so they spend their time spoiling their children. It is annoying as crap. Say you are messing around with some... lets say theoretically guys with football. While you tackle and slam the dude to the ground, the mom comes running forward, claiming you tried to kill her 'Little Boy'. Little Boy? Give it up, hes grown, you should just let him be. Imagine that. Or even worse scenario, you are at a hockey game and you body check, legally, a dude straight into the boards. the moms come and start screaming at the referees to get you into jail. Yea, fun parents, fun.

This just pisses me off to no end.

Thanks for reading! If you agree tell me why, if you want more please vote and i have an idea of doing 3 Types of Annoying Men. If you like that idea, tell me!

-M