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One day a man in Jupiter (The man in the gas giant who made it a gas giant cause he has high flatulence) was farting away when all of a sudden gas started puffing out his butt until he fell on earth with his knee extremely straight until his knee landed and did a three sixty no-scope. The killcam was awesome and it came up with xXX_RektKnee_xXx killed
Ihaevenoswegcusigot360noscopedbyxXx_RektKneexXx. xXx_SweggyJoe_xXx started crying so he went to the store to eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew. xXx_RektKnee_xXX stole the Doritos and Mountain Dew and healed by eating and drinking MLG Juice and chips. the end Or is it... Yup ... Wait no... SweggyJoe killed Ihaevenoswegcusigot360noscopedbyxXx_RektKneexXx.... Ok the end now... Wait did you see that... You are illiminatti... Ok 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... We're going a kill streak with our favorite noscoper Ihaevenoswegcusigot360noscopedbyxXx_RektKneexXx... Ihaevenoswegcusigot360noscopedbyxXx_RektKneexXx he sucks oh ya Ihaevenoswegcusigot360noscopedbyxXx_RektKneexXx he eats CCs Ihaevenoswegcusigot360noscopedbyxXx_RektKneexXx I eat Doritosssssss Mlggggg
(Sing with little Einstein theme song).  

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